Zwerko Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Posto ovde ima mnostva vlasnika mp3 plejera, a jos veca mnostva onih koji obozavaju zenske grudi evo dve vesti koje predvidjaju svetlu buducnost http://www.stuffmag.co.uk/hotstuffarticle.asp?de_id=601 The breast MP3 player yet Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:57 PM Forget neck-hanging MP3 players - the next generation of Zens, iPods and Walkmans could come in the form of breast implants. So says BT futurologist Ian Pearson, who suggests one boob could hold the processing tech and the other could secret away flash memory to store titilatting tunes. A battery and USB port would be fitted in the underwiring of a bra and connect to the MP3 player through the wearer's skin. Pearson adds that the technology behind mammary MP3s - plastic electronics - already exists and could also be applied to phones, cameras and health-monitoring gizmos. In addition to implants, we're promised gadgets the size of plasters that you could remove like a washable tattoo. It sounds like madness, but Pearson is confident we'll adopt body gadgets. As he points out, Bluetooth headsets used to be irredeemably uncool - and now they're more common than Little Britain gags at Stuff towers. Long-term, BT's future man expects body gadgets to supplement rather than replace our current handheld toys. So you'll still be able to fondle old-fashioned plastic iPods in 2010, too. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html Musical breast implants Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful." The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. Tako da nemojte da se zacudite ako u blizoj buducnosti krenete da se intimizirate sa ribom a njoj sise zapevaju Quote Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E jebes baku Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 predrkavanje sise sviraju , a fax iz bulje daje vibracije ... cccc Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 mda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Ma jeeeste,a bradavica od sise je kao skrol od iPoda... Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Daj sisu da chujem onu stvar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Daj sisu da chujem onu stvar!" ← Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalja Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) Samo me interesuje gde bi ubola usb prikljuchak, ili ako joj rikne ,,slabije se chuje na levoj" :P Edited October 19, 2005 by sTaLjin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramirez Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 reci nosi taj mp3 player na servis... sad je vreme da se skolujemo za majstore Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byp_ Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 nista. plagujes njena usta na kitu i das joj majkrofon. za ljubitelje freestyle-a. bradavica aka. dzojstik. ma brate. jedu oni malo govna. uzmes da kresnes ribu. drpnes je za sisu. i krene zika. mislim. ne treba mi ringispil. Quote i fuck my fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Samo me interesuje gde bi ubola usb prikljuchak, ili ako joj rikne ,,slabije se chuje na levoj" :P ← sad bi ti rekao :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 He he, to ti dodje kao neki alarm, kao "sluchajno" drpnesh ribu po sisi, a ono krene "can't touch this! t td d t, t d d d Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Ma jeeeste,a bradavica od sise je kao skrol od iPoda... ← Pre će biti ručica,ko ona na tvoj mobu :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 "Daj sisu da chujem onu stvar!" ← ahah sjajno, odusevljavas me podsetio si me onog starog vica kad se muz vraca gajbi, a na krevetu zatice golu zenu (svoju), i lika kako lezi preko nje i drzi joj glavu na sisi. "STA RADIS TO!!!" "slusam muziku" "KAKVU BRE MUZIKU!!!???" "pa lepo. muziku. evo, prislonite uvo na drugu gospodjinu dojku, i cucete muziku" prislanja glavu...slusa...nista... "PA NISTA SE NE CUJE!!!" "nije ni cudo, niste gurnuli utikach.." Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 bolje da kad je uvatis za sisu posle jebanja izadje cigara iz pupka... tehnologija tako brzo napreduje da bi posle godinu dana to bilo zastarelo i riba bi se skenjala. nego, to je verovatno kvazi ideja nekog klinca koji je juce zavrsio fax Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Jao znam za to chudo, kolko sam skontao radi se o MP3 plajeru u silikonskim sisama (nisam chitao sve). To je takav biser, znachi da mi dodje riba sa kablom koji joj izlazi iz sisa ne da bi je poslao u tri lepe nego... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoosh Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Mda, a ja cu u kitu da ugradim vesx masxinu...pa kad ukljucxim centrifugu...ojha! Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 He he, to ti dodje kao neki alarm, kao "sluchajno" drpnesh ribu po sisi, a ono krene "can't touch this! t td d t, t d d d ← TI ČASTIŠ TANAN NANNAN NA NA NAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Mda, a ja cu u kitu da ugradim vesx masxinu...pa kad ukljucxim centrifugu...ojha! ← omg lol Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 aj kao sve je to oke.. al kako bi menjale pesme ??? sta, muljale bi sisu dok na naidje ona koju zeli da cuje ??? mislim, nije da ideja nije privlacna.. al.. :\ Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 A koliko gigabajta stane u jednu sisu? Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramirez Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 sto one da se muche kad mi mozemo da muljamo njihove sise i jos hvala da nam kazu? Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pUNyZ Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 aj kao sve je to oke.. al kako bi menjale pesme ??? sta, muljale bi sisu dok na naidje ona koju zeli da cuje ??? mislim, nije da ideja nije privlacna.. al.. :\ ← kapiram da trljaju bradavice:) recu tu scenu da gledas u gradskom prevozu:)) Quote edesi.org :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Q Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Kako li se zvuk pojacava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 krenes da je drpas za sisu a ona nemoj ispasce baterija ma to je sranje neki debil lupio Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Da da ne moze da radi fizicko jel jos nije uzela anti shock model :) Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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