Kemp. Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Khm, here we go: Rogue changes: -Daggers have been replaced with spoons, rogues waste a lot of energy running around stealthed so now they can eat dirt to make up for the energy lost, additionally stealth has been removed. -Backstab now causes no damage and raises your threat level by 100% while causing your armor to fall off. -Rogues have received two new skills, Frontstab and Rangestab. ----- Priest changes: -Priests can no longer heal. They were never ment to heal this was a bug and has been fixed by the devs. ----- Paladin changes: -Paladins can no longer wield weapons of any kind only books with which they can smite enemies with. Books cause no damage but do a minimal debuff of -1 str. -All Blessings have been replaced with various donuts. ----- Mage changes: -Sheep has been reworked, the enemy being sheeped now has the option to explode just like in earlier WarCraft games. Cause 100% damage to the mage and giving the enemy player free gold. ----- Hunter changes: ***Due to the "O RLY" craze, Hunters have been nerfed.*** -Hunters can no longer shoot things, they were never intended to be able to shoot stuff this was a bug. -Hunters pets can no longer attack and run away during a fight. -Many "Hunters lodges" have been added to the world, Hunters can now enjoy the company of other hunters at these clubs and can avoid doing house work while hanging out with 'the guys' drinking cherry grog and making fart jokes. Additionally, cherry grog has been removed from the game. ----- Warlock changes: -Warlocks FelHunter is now sexually attracted to fire. -Warlocks can no longer walk without the use of shards that take up 8 inventory slots and cause an AoE Debuff of 800 sta affecting all friendly units. -Succubi will now blow enemies to increase seduction timers. Will not work on turtles. ----- Shaman changes: -Fixed a bug where Shamans sometimes died while in combat. -Shaman's can now wear plate. ----- Druid changes: -Druids will from this point on be called Rogues and are unable to heal anyone but enemy units. -Bear form has been replaced with Fish Form allowing the Druid to talk to Aquaman. ----- Warrior changes: -All warrior weapons will now do 30% less damage and shards of armor shipped from their enemies as they hack at them will cause temporary blindness on every melee attack. -OverPower has been buffed to oneshot rogues 100% of the time, however rogues have been removed from the game. -Warriors can now used 3-handed weapons. ----- Item/Profession changes: -Swords were fun to hit stuff with, they have been removed from the game. -Armor can no longer be obtained. It was never ment to be given to players the devs have fixed this. -All mana pots have been replaced with Koolaid, you no longer gain mana from drinking them, but you get a cool "Koolaid man" effect that makes your character run around going OOOOYEAAAH! ----- General changes: -Rabbits are now spunkier! -Hugbots have been added to IF/ORG/SW/UC and will now hug you as you walk by. -A new quest has been added for lvl 60's which gives lvl 50 rewards for killing 100's of rare mobs to obtain even rarer drops from said mobs. -You are still unable to mount in UC this is by design, we really hate UC. -Darnassus is now under water. -Every 2 handed axe/sword has been changed to "Hunter Only", regardless of stats. Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted September 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Shaman changes: -Fixed a bug where Shamans sometimes died while in combat. HAHAHAHAHA Morao sam jos jedan post zbog ovoga :):):) Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headcutter[LR] Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 apsolutni vrh... Priests can no longer heal. They were never ment to heal this was a bug and has been fixed by the devs. Quote Za hiljadu evra cu sam da naucim da dizajniram ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 -All Blessings have been replaced with various donuts. -Every 2 handed axe/sword has been changed to "Hunter Only", regardless of stats. ← Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemaN!-!-! Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 bash rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knezz Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 ljudi zamalo nisam umro od smeha ovo je odlicno bre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 -OverPower has been buffed to oneshot rogues 100% of the time, however rogues have been removed from the game. -Warriors can now used 3-handed weapons. ← LOL, removed from game :DD Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 HAHAHAHAH LOODILO Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarabash Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 (edited) -Warlocks can no longer walk without the use of shards that take up 8 inventory slots and cause an AoE Debuff of 800 sta affecting all friendly units. Edited September 27, 2005 by Tarabash Quote Watafak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 XAXAXAAAA Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Quote Eh...da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batina Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 lllllllol Quote nema te logike koja ce me zaustaviti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemaN!-!-! Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 hehe al za shammy-a je najjace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sajro Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Stvarno odlichno! =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maideen Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 omg place mi se Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spo(ghost) Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 bwahahahaaha, jest da ne igram wow, ali je dobro Quote Nije bitno da je velik, bitno je da je lep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurshlus Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 -A new quest has been added for lvl 60's which gives lvl 50 rewards for killing 100's of rare mobs to obtain even rarer drops from said mobs. ← Ubedljivo broj 1 ! true true Quote Just great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musasi Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 je.bale vas englestke skracenice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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