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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN runs up to SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING

JACKSON

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

Samuel, I rented the original Star

Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm

pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith

Lord.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

Then it's time to get medieval on

some ass.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

Let me come with you.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

No, go your room.

na ovaj deo sam vrisnuo =)

• crno nam se piše

• belo nam se šmrče

• mind over matter

• jebo sam vam mater

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ahahah :D meni je ovo najbolji deo:

Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL,

which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back

onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apprently. Despite

this, IAN refuses to stop doing it.

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Meni je ovaj najbolji, valjao sam se pola chuke.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

Ian, you're under arrest for being

a manipulative motherfucker.

IAN MCDIARMID

I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a

threshold for the abuse I'll take.

And right now I'm a race car and you

got me in the red. I'm just saying

that it's fuckin' dangerous to have

a racecar in the fuckin' red. It

could blow.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

IAN MCDIARMID

I could blow.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'

motherfucker, motherfucker! Every

time my fingers touch my lightsaber

I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of

Navarone.

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nema vise zezanja

A.B.

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