`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 ROMEO I JULIJA Romeo i Julija su žabari iz Verone i oni se smuvaju. Međutim, matorci su im veoma zajebani i uopšte se ne gotive, jer rade isti biznis ali su u različitim ekipama (kao Verona i Kjevo). Zent im je da ih ne provale i da im ne ukinu kintu, pa se viđaju tajno. I tako na 50 strana oni kao nešto kriju i kenjaju jedno drugom kako se vole, a ne karaju se. Na kraju, jednom prilikom upadnu u loš trip i roknu se. ______________________________ ZLOČJN I KAZNA Neki student je stalno bez filera, jer mora daplaća stan, pošto je ispušio za mesto u studenjaku. Jednom prilikom je bio u bedaku, pa je uleteo kod neke babe, pune k'o brod na gajbu i overio je. Posle je uleteo u frku sa samim sobom, jer se plašio da će murija da ga provali. Ustvari, on i nije bio neki krimos već pičketina, pa se na kraju sam prijavio muriji. ______________________________ ILIJADA Ta Ilijada traje ko gladna godina. Vođa jedne ekipe mazne ribu od vođe druge ekipe. Onda ovaj prvi, da ne ispadne jajara, skupi ortake i opkoli ih k'o Babo Sarajevo. Ali ovi prvi ga ispuše, onako žestoko, jer su ovi drugi bili do jaja spremni. Onda jedan tip smisli kul foru da zajebu ove druge. Šatro, kao boli ih kurac za ribu, važan im je biznis koji može da se sjebe zbog nastale frke. Da pokažu da su iskulirali, oni odu i ostave šleper cigara drugoj ekipi, u koji su sakrili deo ekipe. Ovi prvi su mislili da su ih sjebali i počeli su da slave. Kad su se ponapijali i udrogirali, ovi drugi su izleteli iz šlepera i jebali im kevu k'o u Mortal Kombatu. ______________________________ RAT I MIR Pre 200 godina Francuzi krenu na Ruje i dođu do Moskve (kao u Pancer Generalu). Onda je došla zima i Francuzi se posmrzavaju k'o pičke i onda se napasu muda Rujama k'o zec kelerabe. Knjiga ima soma strana, tu ima i nekih riba, žurki, žvaću nešto, njesra sve vreme. ______________________________ PROCES Tipa u'vate drotovi bez razloga i drkaju ga kroz celu knjigu i na kraju ga sjebu do koske. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Odlichno, 5! Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Da sam znao za ovo ne bi čitao odlomak iz ilijade za domaći neko bi ovo odštampao i predao:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 xaxa ukratko ali istinito :P Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 nice :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XyHTeP Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 bilo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Override Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Bilo 10X... Ako ljudi nemaju nesto zanimljivo da kazu... Trebalo bi da cute ... Svako od nas ipak, treba da tezi da bude interesantan, a ne precizan.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Bilo je pre Hrista, pa vredi ponoviti... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ovim je najbitnije receno :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 "Francuzi se posmrzavaju k'o pičke i onda se napasu muda Rujama k'o zec kelerabe." -Haha odlicno! Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke-kun Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 e recite mi jel ima negde neka online lektira ( prepricana i sazvakana) toga ima u hrvatskoj tonu al dal ima kod nas? :) Quote http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om Paladins are gay Blizzard loves paladins Therefore, Blizzard is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTIE Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 E pa ja imam da procitam PROCES za sledecu nedelju, ali uz Dr.Nick-ovu pomoc ima da se spremim ko zmaj... Quote learn to obey before you command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripko_ Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 fvckin' lol very nice ;)) Quote Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopasnosti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 e recite mi jel ima negde neka online lektira ( prepricana i sazvakana) toga ima u hrvatskoj tonu al dal ima kod nas? :) titlovi.net ili nesto slicno :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykolla Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 de si bio pre 5-6 dina kad mi je ovo trebalo Quote Nije vazna brzina vazan je skill. http://www.klanrur.co.yu/forum/index.php?showtopic=26606 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troublemaker Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Veoma lepo sazheto, nema shta Quote Mama, mama šta je to jebanje???Pa vidiš sine to je ruzna reč za nešto lepo:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted February 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 @Gotenks Postoje mnogo sazvakanih lektira na jednom sajtu, ali su na engleskom... Dacu ti link ako ti treba... (samo da ga pronadjem) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gotti_ Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Odlichno, 5! 5 +.... bez greske :) Quote don't grow up it's a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Nick voli klasiku.. nachitan si choveche... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Staro ali odlicno. Jos ako bi neko negde iskopao "Dante Alegoriju" pa da se kompletno dobro ismejem :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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