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Proletje je stiglo svima je do jaja ?

Pokidala mi se sajberija. Glupi ajsmet.

I izmislio sam glup izgovor da ne odem da pomognem devojci oko prerasporedjivanja rasporeda u sobi. Bash sam stoka.

Al bar tje trenerka da mi ostane chista neko vreme.

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hahaha to me je podsetilo na ono obaranje ruku u eksluzivu migsha, rambo i ja :)) koja je to koma bila :D

trebao bih da se konachno iscimam da spremim taj has, samo bleja :)

• crno nam se piše

• belo nam se šmrče

• mind over matter

• jebo sam vam mater

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osecam se kao kurac

spavao sam skoro ceo dan

ujutru se budim u 4:30 idem da cekam karte -.-

-Ukoliko neka devojka sedi negde sama NIKADA joj nemojte prici, sesti pored nje i izvaditi digitron i pitati je jel zna da racuna, ona kaze da zna, i reci "racunaj da cu te jebati" (osoba cija je ovo fora ima 30 godina i NIKADA nije imao devojku koja ima sve zube)

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omg moram sutra na fax curses...

sto je najgore tek sam sad provalio isto :(

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?

"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."

"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."

"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."

Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.

Kind of makes me immortal.

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