Therion

hehe , uzhivajte, ja sam crkavao HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess GRINDCORE: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her..... then he impales the deflowered princess GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GLAM ROCK: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards

death night he he funny

^ u jbt zamisli ti traume posle toga... mislim da bi ja postao neki osvetnik da mi se to desilo...

za standardizaciju teshko, zato prestani da lupash, nije u pitanju jebena standardizacija, nego bash jebeno suprotno, subjektivno mishljenje koje varira od choveka do choveka, standardizajica parametara lepote bi ti bila jebena barbika... inache, hejt aside recimo neshto tipa: duga kosa, tamne ochi, nice mali nositj, hmm... ma nisam neshto izbirljiv shto se tiche izgleda, vazhna mi je lichnost... mnogo vazhnija

bez "choveka sa sheshirom" nema nishta, a chuo sam za to da je Axle-u prso glas, evo bash sad slusham "you could be mine" kao shto reche Rancid...

ja imam wireless, i mogu ti retji da odlichno, radi, za sada imam 128k, ali neshto planiram da uplatim 256k, osim za vreme jakih magnetnih oluja kada veza zna da nestane na kratko ( ali retko ), konstantna je conn. za adsl ti ne mogu retji nishta poshto nisam probao, :< ali imash topic gore pa uporedi

"Ah the wonderful internet Where men are men Women are men And 12 year old girls are FBI agents..." he he, legendarno, nego, mislim da je u ovome cela mudrost, malo chetujesh smorish se odesh qtji (hmm) i to je to, a ne :"udaj se za mene plz plz plz, nikada nisam video sliku devojke koja vishe lichi na JLo, ajoj, i kazhesh da nisi dlakavi magarac za kompom, dogovoreno, rezervisao sam crkvu za petak!!" mislim stvarno... :>

ma nemash ti protekciju, nego je ivan promashio tvoje ban dugme, i prcnuo kojotu na erase post Oo, ne znam kako, ali chudni su putrvi adminovi btw, evo vam ga jeb*ni morzh O.o

jel mozhe neka shutka :>

chovek trazhi pomotj, a ne istomishljenike jbt, na

lepo, aj pokupitju neke ortake pa tjemo dotji :D

^ meko name se napalio, jbt, setjam se vremena kada si dobijao jedno lepo upozorenje, kada nabijash postove nenormalno... ivane zabushavash :}

mishlis?

pustish mjuzu tipa: " zdrobitju ti kichmuuuu! drobolicom za kichmuuu!!" i polako

ala, zar hejt i po malobrojnim zhenskim chlanovima... daj ivane rasteratjesh ih, a taman se malo razvedrio ovaj pederbal, btw plz don't ban me :} nego @ SOAD girl /[joey]how you doi'n [joey]/

pa, pazi, metalci smo, mozhemo da se razumemo, okrenesh se naglo ( vlada mishljenje da metalci nisu normalni i da su vrlo nestabilni ) dovoljno je da ga pogledash oshtro u ochi, ako se ne skloni, napravish neku frku i to je to , ne mogu da kazhem da mi se iko nabio iza ledja, poshto bih ga hvala bogu poslao u bolnicu zajedno sa familijom, ali jbg chujem komentare iza ledja tipa, pazi ovog, ili shta ovaj glumi neko ludilo, pazi ovog satanistu ili neshto slichno... pukne mi qrac pa ih nashamaram pred devojkom/drishvom shta god, predlazhem ti da uchinish isto

^^ interesting if true

uvek ustanem ako dodje neka bakuta, ili dedica, mada sam pre imao shiljke neke bolesne na kosi, pa su se bojali da me pitaju da ustanem :D , ono, kao jbg, kada vidish nekog lika u martinkama, svog crnog, sa lancem od 5 kila i bodljama na ruci i oko vrata :)

ma prvo pozovesh muriju, sklonish dete, iskandzijash ovog dok ne dodje murija, i kada te pitaju, shta mu se desilo, ti kazhesh da je pao niz stepenice o.O kada te pitaju koje stepenice... ti mu puknesh josh jedan shamar, i kao, tras, objasni choveku!

^ skoro pa jeste, treba puno zhivaca, i josh vishe porno magazina

i pitty da fool, who reads CKM, Kurir i slichne gluposti.. bljak

ronnie coleman tje biti guverner samo zato shto tje Schwartcy biti predsednik amerike, btw, mislim da je ochigledno da je montazha

odgovarao danas elektroniku, i na pola pochne da vrishti zvono!!! kao, ajde nastavitjemo sutra!! shta sutra bre???!!! otju da se reshim toga bre!!!

je si dobio neku nagradicu?