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bilo. Ova baba smara vishe !!!

da da kole vidis. A kad dodjem onda Kica dodje i kaze zeki ajmo u wc da ti pokazem sta sam novo naucio u sisanju kare ! ! ! Straobalno

kop :

sto. pa koga boli kara za njenu facu.

jebesh mi mater ako ova za par godina ne stigne do Holivuda. Ili bar nekog mekog pornica.

techno

mistake,error,mistake !

e stavite tamo zolu,tokija i fleku i kwara ! ! ! sve je sredjeno. Sakale nakazo zapishi tamo ! !

kewl. btw zasto se nilski konji jebu u vodi.... pa kako 2 kile picke da ovlazhi ! ! aaaaaaaaaaaa D:

o to kakav skill. Cali nije ti ovo dota

www.planine.info www.rossignol.com france pwn ! !

kako cu vas oprasiti nije vam dobro !!! :PD

Ove ljude u pec ! ! !

I'm 21!!! Unknown A man walked into the corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the money from the cash register. After the cashier put the money in the bag as instructed, the man demanded the bottle of Scotch he saw behind the counter. The cashier refused to hand over the Scotch because he did not believe the man was 21. The robber swore he was, but still the clerk refused. Finally, the robber handed over his ID and proved that he was indeed twenty-one. As soon as he left, the cashier called and gave the police the name and address of the man who had just robbed the store. The suspect was arrested two hours later. Idiot With A Gun Virginia A man walked into his local convenience store and placed a gun on the cashier's temple. The man demanded all the money, which he received, and then left. On his way out, the thief shot himself in the arm. What He Should Have done Oklahoma City, OK Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage testified that Newton was indeed the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, " I should have blown your f***ing head off" The defendant paused then added "If I had been the one that was there." The jury deliberated for twenty minutes before returning a verdict of guilty and recommended a sentence of thirty years. Cub Tickets Chicago, IL Chicago were trying to track down several people without standing arrest warrants when they though of a brilliant idea. They sent all the criminals free tickets to a Cubs game. When the people arrived, they were promptly arrested. Credit Bureau or Union Massachusetts Two masked gunmen burst into the Old Colony Credit Bureau in Plymouth, Massachusetts and ordered four employees to lie face down on the floor. After ransacking the office, the bandits fled with about fifty dollars and some jewelry. The men probably did not realize that a credit bureau compiles credit reports and keeps very little cash on hand. Real Address Long Beach, New York A nervous holdup man fled a Long Beach supermarket without a penny but was arrested afterward at his home. He had been recognized as the guy who had earlier filled out an application at the market for a check-cashing card, using his real address. Drive Through Robbery Unknown One man thought a good way to rob a bank and not get caught was through the drive through. Pulling up to the window, he wrote the teller a note, demanding money. The man even went as far as to holding up a knife. Laughing hysterically, the woman called the police and the suspect was eventually apprehended. Hey I Am 18 Unknown An 18-year-old man was charged with robbing a 7-11. When he walked in, pulled a gun a demanded money, the employee didn't panic. She calmly said, "I don't think you're old enough to be robbing us. Don't you have to be at least 16?" The thief then proceeded to pull out his wallet and showed the clerk his driver's license. The clerk quickly memorized the information on the license, than gave the thief the money. The cops arrested the robber at his home. No Warrant Pontiac, Michigan Charged with drug-possession, Christopher Johns claimed that he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer did not need a warrant because a bulge in Johns's jacket could have been a gun. "Nonsense," said Christopher who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day. When he handed the judge the jacket, a bag of cocaine fell out. The judge required a five minute recess so that he could gain his composure. Lip Prints Newport News, Virginia A peeping tom was arrested in Virginia on Friday. The pervert had left his lip prints on the window. A few days later, he returned to the apartment complex where he was arrested for indecent exposure. The officer lifted the lip print from the window and the state crime lab made a positive match. The man is now behind bars. LOL

brate ja bi pre ovakvu tetovazu nabacio nego orla koji je debeli i trazio. :D

na phun.org. Nikako da pitam jel to neki nash uredjuje. Tamo pishe khain jel to khain ili neki drugi khain

cool, secam se kada je jedan lik ostavio bmw 5-cu sa migavcima i svim vratima otvorenim i gepekom, tamo kod raskrsnice kod Tome. I napisao na papir slobodno me ukradite necu vam nista. straobalno

lag sad si krenuo i sa bicama da se prozivash. strah

hahahahha!! kako cu te izlmomiti Ramzes! !!!

strashno...

hahaha. Retardi. Btw bio Bush u Mainzu. E da vi vidite to. TO se ne vidja svaki dan. BIo sam u Frankfurtu i posle sam se nasao sa drugom koji zivi u Mainzu i posle toga doso u Frankfurt i kaze zatvorili sve, vozovi, avioni. Iskljucili sve mobilne mreze nisu radili uopste. Tamo gde je on bio pustali su samo ljude koji su tu ziveli i ljudi koji imaju specijalnu propusnicu. INace videli smo FBI agente u Frankfurtu sa Nemackim policajcima. CAk su rekli unapred da se izvinjavaju ako njihovi lovci budu pravili buku. :D poz iz Nemacke. P.S. OVDE JE DO JAJA ! ! ! ! ! ! !

haha. Kico kucko si me ti zvao???? btw Detushland rula ! ! !

cool je, svaka cast ali na nuke rulam. :D

Misilim da i sa prevodom i bez i dalje ce se mahom korisiti engleske reci. Pa mislim ne znam dal ste videli ali strucnjaci(naucnici) kazhu da ce za 20-ak godina engleski jezik postati zvanicni jezik sveta ili ti zvanicni jezik svih zemalja. Dakle vishe vas niko ni ne pita dal znate engleski(job offeri) to se podrazumeva.

pa slazhem se sa Saintom. Opet preterujete... nikad mi nista necemo uraditi. jeb ga