dzontra.volta Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Why I fired my secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say: "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said: "Good morning.", let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought: "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember!" My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said: "Good Morning Boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o 'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said: "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said: "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded: "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said: "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said: " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok.", I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ovo je bilo nekoliko puta......Daki se vratio da troluje..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 :(((( otkud znam da je bilo ti si joined forum dvehiljadite, za 7 godina si mogao videti vise puta, ja nisam nijednom ako je bilo skoro brisite :((( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 ahahahahaahahha shto je dobro jebemti !!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paja Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 nisam chitao ovaj ranije extra je :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrVoX Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 au :DD kolko se isprodavao tuga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Genijalno :))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Hhaaha ovo je predobro :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G!!! Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 daki opusti se, odlicno je :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis J. Kurtovic Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Odlicno,ni ja nisam video :D Quote Naposletku ti si navek znala da sam svirac,brosic sto se tesko pribada,da me moze oduvati najblazi nemirac,da cu u po reci stati,da se necu osvrtati nikada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[BMF]Psycho Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 preterano je. ko ona prica sa sestrom od verenice pred vencanje sa kondomom. \o/ Quote "A forgotten virtue like honesty is worth at least twenty credits." -JC Denton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Bilo sa razlikom da je tad dato prevedeno na srpski. Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ovo je bilo nekoliko puta......Daki se vratio da troluje..... IN UR FACE DAKI 1 ALEKS 0 salim se drago mi je da vam se svidja ^_^ to sam dobio kao mejl na jednoj gugl grupi gikova ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 preterano je. ko ona prica sa sestrom od verenice pred vencanje sa kondomom. \o/ nikad cuo, pricaj!!!1 gief more embarrassing sex storys \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojot Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 dobar je ja nisma cuo ranije!! Quote Porno Ikona 90-tih:)dve najmocnije grupacije na svetu: Deijevi rodjaci, Mohijevi Ortaci(Ivan_ @ May 27 2009, 10:33)da se kojim čudom nađem na čelu plejboja, promenio bih fazon totalno.jebao bih vrlo mnogo, drogirao se jos vise i vodio kojota kao maskotu na zlatnom lancu okolo, a on bi vikao HARRRRSACU DAT E JBEEM NAMATSIO SAM KARU KOAKINOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Dobro dobro, izvini Daki, nisam stavio permisu da je bio prevod na srpski....YOU WON THIS ROUND ASSHOLE! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis J. Kurtovic Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Vidi ga Alex sto je prek, previse se druzis sa Lakijem :) Quote Naposletku ti si navek znala da sam svirac,brosic sto se tesko pribada,da me moze oduvati najblazi nemirac,da cu u po reci stati,da se necu osvrtati nikada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Ne umem ja tako...ja se ulemam pa ne znam gde sam, a Lale je prek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shekk Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Dobar nema sta, nasmejao sam se cim sam video naslov topica jer sam se setio odma :)) Quote jebote, smorio si sa kukanjem vise :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Ne umem ja tako...ja se ulemam pa ne znam gde sam, a Lale je prek... ahahah znao sam da zbog josh necheg volem ovog Aleta, pije chovek ko ja =o))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 :* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 extra dobro hahaha Quote ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47@mission Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 lol:) bas je dobra fora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 bilo !!!!1111 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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