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meni je najjace na svetu kad mi je sveca poslala iz cista mira:

Jedi govna.

sa sve tackom:) znaci umro sam od smeha, sad to uvek saljem ljudima kad imam prilike...

brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :)

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awww you r maj lil shmukii puuu aww.. yes you r you lill awww... [:D]

nego... ima jedna " Kuvaricaaaa tii si samo jena losha kuvaricaaaa, burek mesish losha ti je gibanicaaaa, bojish se da priznash toooo" [:D]

mada cesto dobijem odgovor si ti bre normalan?! ;D

( [;)] )...

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"Emotions"...

"Feelings"...

They only lead to damage, death and destruction...

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so so... mada two more days and ... mmmm burek, pica-pljeskavica, jogurt, rama, tjevap, sarma... bitje svega plus svezgeg leba... kajmak, gica, svezha gibanica...

malo se rimuje a... [:D]

sem gibanice.. :(

( [;)] )...

Edited by -MiGsa-

"Emotions"...

"Feelings"...

They only lead to damage, death and destruction...

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U shumi je nastala ludnica.

Crvenkapa nije vishe curica.

Vuku je pukla gumica-postala je trudnica.

Nemoj da idesh pored shumice - vuk sad jebe bez gumice.

Meni kad se Deshamp ja izvadim Djorkaef i odem iza Zidan da me ne bude Loran Blam.A svako jutro kad se probudim ja ga o Trezemge.Pa kad krenem u grad, ako bude neki Djibril Sise mozda padne Karembe,mozda ga Turam a mozda bude i Lizarazu pa se posle vratim kuci Pjerluidji Kolima.

I wish you to have sex only on days that begins with - T , Thanksgiving,thursday,tuesday,today,tomorow,taturday,tunday...every tucking day!

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Remember,remember the 5th of November,the gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

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Znam da nema veze s topikom al moram negde da kazem ovaj joke:

Hrvat & Slovenac razgovaraju

HRVAT:Ja sanjo nocas Ljubljanu u pozaru,opsti haos,sve izgorelo ljudi skacu u savu opsta ludnica...

SLOVENAC:E kakvi ste vi Hrvati;ja nocas sanjao Zagreb ukrasen cvecem,sve radosno,narod izasao na ulicu svi nose neke transparente..

HRVAT:A sta pise na transparentima?

SLOVENAC: Ne znam,ne citam cirilicu!!! [:)]

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mator, ali dobar... evo jednog od pre 3 nedelje...

tata jel smo mi stvarno izgubili 6 : 0 od argentine?

jesmo sine sto pitas?

a tata, sto nismo igrali drugi set?

jebem se u pedu za sitne pare

javite se mom makrou kaliju

cali = ghettopimp

aleluja barkase, aleluja!

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