.:dH:. Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia Quote God save Opera Mini. Samo Klejbezable, ostalo su sitnice. Rastaman still stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Serbia is no longer a communist country, it is now a democracy, which means more McDonald's restaurants per sq. kilometerhaha...ovo je najjace...lol Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 ovo je bilo i to veoma skoro, chak vidim da su ostale neke promene koje je stator napravio:) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shone zlo Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Under no circumstances should you allow a Serbian to die in your country. If that happens, expect that thousands of Serbs appear next day on your doorstep shouting: "THIS IS SERBIA! THIS IS SERBIA!" For some obscure reason Serbs believe that wherever there is a grave of one of them, they have the right to claim the land. lololololololol VRH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 hahaha odlichno je \o/ Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyGY Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 War ended in 1945 when Serbs nuked Berlin using a brand new weapon developed by their very own crazy scientist, Nikola Tesla. This weapon is now widely used in fictional Video Games and more fictional Movies, and is called Millenium Falcon or Death Star, or whatever. Be very suspicious about Serbs travelling in pairs. It might very well be that they just wait for an opportune moment to kill one of them and claim your country. Hahahah ne mogu da verujem Quote All I've got... All I've got is insane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badnick Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 (edited) ove aktivne artikle na unycyclopediji treba citati jednom mesecno Edited April 28, 2006 by badnick Quote salt wat fish fresh wat fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 bilo, samo sto ste mene naflameovali sto sam postovao ovaj chlanak x.x Quote [13:00] <GM`JessicaBiel> neko drzi blokce sa pikovima i banovima a neko sa kevama [23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> ne volim da me neko gleda [23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> dok jebem [01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> ko da ti ja kazem pitaj mareta kako mu cale suri odbojku [01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> i on ti kaze moj cale nema ruke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharulja Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 (edited) At first, linking the terms "Culture" and "Serbia" together might seem like a special kind of moron, an oxymoron. Nevertheless, this section will be completed as soon as there is something to write about. Serbians not seen eating more than 500 kilo's of beef at any one time will be executed on the spot by the meat-police. Under no circumstances should you allow a Serbian to die in your country. If that happens, expect that thousands of Serbs appear next day on your doorstep shouting: "THIS IS SERBIA! THIS IS SERBIA!" For some obscure reason Serbs believe that wherever there is a grave of one of them, they have the right to claim the land. Be very suspicious about Serbs travelling in pairs. It might very well be that they just wait for an opportune moment to kill one of them and claim your country. If you need to kill a Serb, it makes sense to take it outside. Also, Serbs have similar believe regarding beer: "Wherever there is a Serbian beer - there are Serbian lands!". Therefore Serbs never had serious export of beer, no matter the traditional high quality. misiiiim... kako mrzim kada nas ovako predstavljaju..... ....kapiram da me sramota vishe da kazem da sam srbin....pitaju me ljudi:"a jel imate vi struju ili puteve tamo" pa nije ni chudo shto to pitaju kad na sve strane samo pljuju po nama... ....mada bole me kurac, palim ja u Brazil, zenim meleskinju i ima da je jebem po ceo dan na sred plaze i da me bole kurac ama bash za sve >.< Edited April 28, 2006 by Sharulja Quote Arbeit macht Frei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formica Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 ali ovo "National Hero" - Milos Obilic... od kada sam ga dodao, ima nekih mesec dana... sve u svemu interesantno. Quote Does sponsors helping to you and your team or? -Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors. kole ce prevesti.u redu je... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uveta Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Znaci ti si taj koji je prepravio mog Chuck Norrisa!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 (edited) hahha najvise teksta ima o wow-u. sad ce svi wowasi otici da procitaju ne trepcuci ;) world_of_warcraft kucajte umesto scg Crewz Jesii - Led by Jesus, the Jesii are the baddest Hispanic Whorecrafters out there, the Jesii ride around in low-riders gunning down anyone that looks at them the wrong way. The Jesii run the largest Angel Dust ring on World of Whorecraft. Autobots - These guys are known for having the pimpest fucking rides in World of Whorecraft. Every single vehicle these guys drive has a custom model and high quality skin made by their crack team of 3D Modellers and Photoshoppers. The Knights Of Ni! - Frostwhisper - Despite not knowing their asses from their elbows, this crew has managed to survive, becoming the second oldest crew, behind Blackhand's Teabaggers. Blackhand's Teabaggers - A gang of veteran bears that have a firm policy of molesting n00bz at any opportunity. Odisejas is their leader. Monster - This crew is ruled over by co-leaders Godzilla and Marilyn Manson and controls 65% of prostitution on the East Side of Gotham City. Republicans - One of the two major PoliCrewz, the Republicans consist entirely of high powered politicians. Their primary methods of operation are extortion and coercion; they will do whatever it takes to get more power and money. They are oppenly opposed to the Democrats Crew. If pressed, they will tip their hat to religious organizations. Democrats - One of the two major PoliCrewz, the Democrats consist entirely of high powered politicians. Their primary methods of operation are extortion and coercion; they will do whatever it takes to get more power and money. They are oppenly opposed to the Republicans Crew. If pressed, they will tip their hat to social organizations. Greens - A small PoliCrewz that is founded by hippies and unemployed fat men. Their primary methods consist of diplomacy with other crewz. They have only been succesfull to form an alliance with a small group of gay porn stars at this time. :D ALI OBAVEZNO CITAJTE ZA EMO Edited April 28, 2006 by dzontra.volta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gotti_ Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 cccc.....stvarno sacuvaj boze i sakloni :D Quote don't grow up it's a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ omfg koja koma, smesno i zalosno, neko se nasmeje, a neko kad prochita zamisli nas sve na livadi kako spavamo sa kravama i pijemo pivo, poshto nas mrzi da dizemo dupe po zdravu hranu iz McDonaldsa... ccc chek, tamo moze svako da napishe shta zeli ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formica Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Znaci ti si taj koji je prepravio mog Chuck Norrisa!!!!! ← moguce... :) Quote Does sponsors helping to you and your team or? -Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors. kole ce prevesti.u redu je... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uveta Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 chek, tamo moze svako da napishe shta zeli ? ← Natpis iznad: Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit moguce... :) ← http://forum.klanrur.rs/index.php?s...36912&hl=psovke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paja Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 misiiiim... kako mrzim kada nas ovako predstavljaju..... ....kapiram da me sramota vishe da kazem da sam srbin....pitaju me ljudi:"a jel imate vi struju ili puteve tamo" pa nije ni chudo shto to pitaju kad na sve strane samo pljuju po nama... ....mada bole me kurac, palim ja u Brazil, zenim meleskinju i ima da je jebem po ceo dan na sred plaze i da me bole kurac ama bash za sve >.< ← brate jel ste vi operisani od humora? napomena: tekst ne treba shvatiti ozbiljno, niti kao kritiku Smejmo se ljudi... nije ceo svet protiv nas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 hahha najvise teksta ima o wow-u. sad ce svi wowasi otici da procitaju ne trepcuci ;) world_of_warcraft kucajte umesto scg Crewz Jesii - Led by Jesus, the Jesii are the baddest Hispanic Whorecrafters out there, the Jesii ride around in low-riders gunning down anyone that looks at them the wrong way. The Jesii run the largest Angel Dust ring on World of Whorecraft. Autobots - These guys are known for having the pimpest fucking rides in World of Whorecraft. Every single vehicle these guys drive has a custom model and high quality skin made by their crack team of 3D Modellers and Photoshoppers. The Knights Of Ni! - Frostwhisper - Despite not knowing their asses from their elbows, this crew has managed to survive, becoming the second oldest crew, behind Blackhand's Teabaggers. Blackhand's Teabaggers - A gang of veteran bears that have a firm policy of molesting n00bz at any opportunity. Odisejas is their leader. Monster - This crew is ruled over by co-leaders Godzilla and Marilyn Manson and controls 65% of prostitution on the East Side of Gotham City. Republicans - One of the two major PoliCrewz, the Republicans consist entirely of high powered politicians. Their primary methods of operation are extortion and coercion; they will do whatever it takes to get more power and money. They are oppenly opposed to the Democrats Crew. If pressed, they will tip their hat to religious organizations. Democrats - One of the two major PoliCrewz, the Democrats consist entirely of high powered politicians. Their primary methods of operation are extortion and coercion; they will do whatever it takes to get more power and money. They are oppenly opposed to the Republicans Crew. If pressed, they will tip their hat to social organizations. Greens - A small PoliCrewz that is founded by hippies and unemployed fat men. Their primary methods consist of diplomacy with other crewz. They have only been succesfull to form an alliance with a small group of gay porn stars at this time. :D ALI OBAVEZNO CITAJTE ZA EMO ← haha, pocitajte shta zapravo znaci PVP Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 majke mi ste oboleli kao da ce neko uncyclopediu shvatiti ozbiljno Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formica Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 (edited) http://forum.klanrur.rs/index.php?s...36912&hl=psovke ← O Boze... zasto je Chuck toliko bitan :) Edited May 1, 2006 by Formica Quote Does sponsors helping to you and your team or? -Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors. kole ce prevesti.u redu je... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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