MiGsa Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 nikad nemojte da smarate pijanog coveka... deshava se da poleti krigla ka smaracu hmm pazite se kalija ako jedete neshto... jelo ume da nestane nemojte hraniti migshu... da... najvaznije ... uvek proverite mashinu za vesh!!! nekada ume da ostane neshto crveno... i onda eto roze vesh... shta josh... hmm za kanterashe (nikad mi se nije desilo al se drugima desil) nemojte previshe da ubijate/ponizavate etc etc navijace u cs\u ... poshto moze svashta da bude:D ( )... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Ne isprobawajte da pushite dok neko jede... ← ???!? Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 ???!? ← axam... moze glawa posle da boli... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demian Posted December 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 (edited) Edited December 12, 2005 by Demian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Preuzeto sa jednog domaceg foruma :) A klistir? E ovako. Uzmu se tanke hirurske rukavice, i obavezno se odignu kada se navuku na ruku, da pucnu. Onda se devojka blago savije prema ispred sebe, drzeci se za ivicu kade, ako je visoko postavljena ili vodokotlica ako je isti nisko postavljen.Polaaaako se skinu tanga gacice, ona podigne malo jednu nogicu da bi se mogle skinuti, jednu op, pa drugu op.Tange se mogu okaciti o vratic da se stvori osecaj bliskosti medju partnerima. Zatim se vizuelno uziva u pogledu na ogledalo posmarajuci sopstveno lice, gledajuci da se nije koja bubuljica pojavila, smeseci se i vragolanski namigujuci sebi, sto utice na porast samopuzdanja. Ondaaaa seeee uz mrdoguz i vrisku pridje partnerki, blago je lupnuti po guzi radi opustanja i uraditi klistir po upustvu na kutiji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuchk1c4 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 e ovo je stvarno...skill na nivou : )) Quote I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, but parts of me are excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 ← [gilja] Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 khm khm.... -uvek jedite iz rerne... josh bolje ako je ukljucena jer ce sve vreme hrana biti topla. -ne pokushavajte da ukljucite mixer u trofaznu uticnicu. -ne sushite kosu u mikro talasnoj. -nikad ne bacajte fen u kadu s vodom.... pogotovo ako ste vi u njoj! Quote Kad bi neki ljudi skocili sa visine svog ega na visinu svoje inteligencije - poginuli bi definitivno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 - Ne meshajte ono sugavo pijacno elektricno kuvalo kafe metalnom kasicicom! Imao sam vrlo shocking experience... - Kompjuter gasite tako sto pritisnete jednom WIN dugme na tastaturi pa dva puta slovo U, mnogo je brze - Uvek pre nego sto izadjete iz kuce proverite da li ste stavili dezodorans i poneli pare, kljuceve i mobilni - Nikada ne planirajte i ne nadajte se previse doceku Nove godine, moze vam biti jako jadno na jer ste mislili da ce biti bolje - Uvek imajte makar jedan prazan cd kod kuce. Smor je cimati se do grada kada vam nesto treba hitno da se reze a nema praznih diskova Ubacicu jos nesto ako se setim.... Quote Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity! 'Ajde mala bubice, vreme je za pesmicuuu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 nikako, ali NIKAKO se nemojte grejati TA pecima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 (edited) -ako nekim sluchajem imate one gay pink pudlice, umijte ih - nemojte se qpati u starom zamrzivachu, desi se da proradi... josh ako je ostao ukljuchen... joj - nemojte bacati TV sa 3 sprata... slika kasnije gubi boju - nikada ne zajebavajte nadrkanog hrchka - nikada ne zajebavajte nindza kornjache setitju se josh Edited December 12, 2005 by Therion Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 ajd' kad budesh pokushavao, potrudi se da budu zanimljivi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 ujutru obavezno skuvajte 10ak jaja u mikrotalasnoj.... Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Enforcer Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 O Boze, jadna kokoshka, svako jutro po 10 jaja, moratju da uzmem josh jednu... Quote Life is gistro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 ma jebes kokosku, gurni 10 jaja u mikrotalasnu da vidis sta ce da se desi... Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 - nemojte da vozite pijani - ako morate vozite navareni - uzmite vodu za kafu(nes) iz bojlera - rolajte samo topine - uvek kupite vishe od dve pakle kad je shit vreme da se ne bi smorili kad nestane pljuga Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 nikako nemojte shetati sami... narochito ako ste zensko Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baltam0s Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Zasto? Koliko samo ume da me smiri kada se sam prosetam gradom... Quote Forum neprikladan za signaturu! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 - uzmite vodu za kafu(nes) iz bojlera Da li si lud, voda iz bojlera nikako nije zdrava za piće... UVEK 'ladnu iz česme pa na Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Zasto? Koliko samo ume da me smiri kada se sam prosetam gradom... ← ja imala losha iskustwa sa solo shetnjama.... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Da li si lud, voda iz bojlera nikako nije zdrava za piće... UVEK 'ladnu iz česme pa na Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 koristite linux, nikako windows Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 A vec je bila rasprava :) Mislim da mi je Ivan_ i tu rekao da sam banana Sad me pa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Sad me pa Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Da li si lud, voda iz bojlera nikako nije zdrava za piće... UVEK 'ladnu iz česme pa na Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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