Therion Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 hehe , uzhivajte, ja sam crkavao HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess GRINDCORE: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her..... then he impales the deflowered princess GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GLAM ROCK: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) he he , Glupi metalci. najLOL za Doom metalca. Bilo je Edited December 1, 2005 by Longleyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Ima i dodatak: NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. METALCORE The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in an anger that someone messed up his dance routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Ili ovo: Za Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Dok sam tu, da copy/pastujem sve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
System Of A Down Girl Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest ← Ovaj mi je najbolji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Eto, i onda ljudi zajebavaju power metalce :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrthodoX Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 [roflmao] Odlichno! Quote FZ: I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfgar Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND! Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!! Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!) Ne razumem. Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 ma... HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess hejvi kewa :) Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Ne razumem. ← Ma bre, kako ne razume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Rap: Musicians arrested for murder Black Metal: Musicians arrested for murderovo je tacno:))) Za Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfgar Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Ma bre, kako ne razume?, standardno Guardiansko vi?eglasje... kao recimo u "Lord of the Rings" :) To razumem, ali mi nije jasno zashto bash onakav tekst... ne asocira me ni na jedan hit BG-a... pre bih to zakachio "Manowar"-u, oni imaju onu pesmu "I believe"... Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 VRH Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalElen_ Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GLAM ROCK: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards ← rofl Ne razumem. ← strashno si me razocharao:J, jasno je da se aludira na pesmu under the ice Quote My koong-foo is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfgar Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) strashno si me razocharao:J, jasno je da se aludira na pesmu under the ice Pazi stvarno. Stidim se... [V] btw mogli su i neshto bolje da smisle... ima BG mnogo boljih i prepoznatljivijih numera koje bi se mozda mogle i bolje parodirati btw2 gejeru, javi se kad budesh dolazio u velegrad Edited December 2, 2005 by Wulfgar Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 he he , Glupi metalci. ← ma nek si ti nama pametan... @topic hm... pa mislim da je biblija nastala posle ovog teksta... Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted December 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GRINDCORE: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves moji fav. takodje Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight... btw misli btw, mislim da ide: " i am tears in your eyes, i am grief, i am lies, ali.. ali je ql Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 HAhah , sad sam video i ovo :)) Rap: Bitching about being enslaved Black Metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 odlichno:) Quote oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Hahahah predobro...mrzi me da quotujem ima previshe... :)))))) Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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