oddball Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 jedna od najidiotskijih scena u mom zivotu: '99 godina, moje prvo vece u kasarni. lezim u donjem krevetu i blejim u prazno. prilazi mi neki tip sa primetno stupidnim izrazom lica i cudnim naglaskom, i pita me: "ti si iz beograda? znas li marka iz beograda?" reci... Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramirez Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 a da to jeste jedno od najgorih pitanja... uvek me na moru pitaju jel znash tog i tog iz bgd... ili iz zemuna, whateva Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 koji si pol ? btw ne znam... Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nt.maharaja Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 koji si pol ? btw ne znam... ← ne zna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 d'oh... I was refering to... laahh.. nvm Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 i nastavak price je : ne znam kako bre ma marko bre ima crnu kosu.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 i nastavak price je : ne znam kako bre ma marko bre ima crnu kosu.... ← pa jeste, onda se izbor smanjio na svega 30.000 Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph0r3w3r0 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Ja sam Marko i imam tzrnu kosu... (: suzhavamo krug... (: Quote Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa: (u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?") Incest is the best, put your sister to the test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 hahahaa strasno.....bio ja u kosovskoj mitrovici sa ortakom..kod tetke...i tamo neki lik matori..znaci kad nas je upoznao kao da smo iz los andjelesa...u fazonu bg je velegrad...ja bi dao sve da zivim u bgu i ti fazoni.....i pita on nas kako vi znate u koji autobus da udjete....mi kao pa po brojevima ih razlikujemo...a on auuu al ste vi tamo pametni pa ko ce da zapamti sve te silne brojeve....znaci lol :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 meni su postavili pitanje u fazonu dal se secam svog drugog rodjendana????:):):0dobro me nisu pitali od cega je bila torta...:D Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 meni su postavili pitanje u fazonu dal se secam svog drugog rodjendana????:):):0dobro me nisu pitali od cega je bila torta...:D ← NE ZNAS?!?!? Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E jebes baku Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 1. lik : dushane , a koko se ti zoves ? a ovo je svako cuo 2. ko je pobedio na derbiju :PpPpP (pa zna se valda ko je pobedio :P) seticu se jos kojega , koje sam cuo Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 ZNaci ja sam metalac i najjace kad me pitaju jel znas onog nikolu nosi crne majce,ima martinke i ima dugu kosu... Quote Олимпијске игре на РУРу Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 ili: znas li onog celavog skinsa??? Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 da da ili znas ona fora....(dobra je)... jel znas ti onog baju zexa :)))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 ne :)a i na guglu nema nikakav baja zex :)) Ma svet je pun debila i jos debilnijih pitanja :)) Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 -so this guy, comes to me and says "England is so small.. You must know that John fuckin Smith guy".. So I look at him , say "No, no, mate. He's not from England. He's from fockin Pigsville, USA" 51st state :) btw ne znam tacan dijalog al to je to :) Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goran.rs Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Ili ovo,jedna zena prepozna na moru coveka iz Srbobrana(koji je inace inspektor u miliciji) pridje mu i pita:Izvinite molim vas,jeste li vi mozda iz Srbobrana?A tek ce ovaj:Ne,ja sam nacelnik milicije. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 ZNaci ja sam metalac i najjace kad me pitaju jel znas onog nikolu nosi crne majce,ima martinke i ima dugu kosu... ← a zar ne pitaju, znas li onog garija sto jebe svaki dan manekenke sa fashion tv-a i to 5 od jednom!? Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Ubedljivo najgluplje pitanje koje je ikad postojalo je kad te neko pita: "Jel spavas" Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Sto je i najgore dobro je jos kada te i neko nesto pita! Poneki put se nasmejes ako je pitanje glupo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 "What is she, man or a woman"? prof. engleskog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrimke Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 2. ko je pobedio na derbiju :PpPpP (pa zna se valda ko je pobedio :P) ← ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E jebes baku Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 kada te neko nazove na kucni broj i pita te "e desi ti ? " Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domiNus Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 kada te neko nazove na kucni broj i pita te "e desi ti ? " Ortak nazove druga na fixni, pita ga shta radish, a on, nishta evo kod tetke, gledam filmove i tako... Budala :/ Profesorica umesto soldier kazhe shoulder... Paf... A najjachi odgovor: Drugarica odgovara srpski, i spika o nekom liku, kazhe profa on je umro, kazhe ova nije on umro, samo je prestao da zhivi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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