LaG Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 DJs ARE EXPERT MIND READERS (courtesy of Q-Burns) When requesting a song from the DJ, just say "play my song", or "it goes something like this" then hum a few bars! We have a chip implanted in our heads with an unlimited database with the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar & all songs ever recorded, so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge. If we do not remember exactly what tune you want, we're only kidding. DJs know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be ... it helps jog the memory. If a DJ tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either forgot that they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a few words for the DJ. Any words. It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases, "AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!" Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger. Put-downs are the best way to jog a DJ Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Prajsles...so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramirez Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 omfg.... ovo ima da istampam i lepim po kraju Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Majke mi sam odusheovljen kolichinom cinizma u ovom tekstku, owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 aaa, jako :DD Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 BONUS TIP keva :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Bhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 lol... neko mora da je jaaako ispizdeo kad je seo i napisao ovo ^_^ Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Ali ne bi verovao koliko je to istina. Tipichan je primer ja pushtam neki tech-house u jednom ficka klubu i lik mi prilazi i trazi mi da pustim psihodeliju ili tako te divne stvari. Moderno je to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juicer. Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Velike stvari proizilaze iz duboke depresije :)))) Quote Gotta learn the rules so i can break dem properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoosh Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 ali 90% texta cesx videti na svakoj zxurci...pokidao sam se Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Jedan od boljih tekstova koje sam prochitao .. ali ... Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny voice from the megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us. ... me odushevilo :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Dojajno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suba Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 hehe odushevio me je text :) Quote EAT MY SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Ma idi, nagledao sam se budala, i tek cu da ih se nagledam :P Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 i želimo ti svi da ih se nagledaš sto puta više nego dosad.. ..a onda postaneš rezident u mom klubu gde budale neće moći da uđu hoho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Pa kako da radim ako ne mogu da udjem? Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Ova ti bila dobra, kolega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 staviću te na spisak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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