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u jebenom zrenjaniskom studenjaku:

1. boots of speed,power treads = obichna nogica, nogica (od jebene prve verzije)

2. boots of travel = teleport NOGICA [:D]

3. Dagon = crvena ruzha

4. Scepter = plava ruzha

5. Puck = Vilin konjic

6. Sacred relic = sikret (sekret) relik

7. Divine Rapier = dvestapedeset demidza

a ima jedan lik sto ne razlikuje DZ i DJ pa non stop govori mom ortaku MARUDZI

"MARUDJA BUDJI SE NA KRIPOVIMA"

"MARUDJA BUDJI TRETJU"

...seticu se josh...

P.S. daaaaaa...ortak mrtav pijan dolazi iz grada i seda da igra sa botovima...posle nekog vremena ga ganguju

a on ce:"Sto ne napise jebeni miss?!?!?!" ROFL

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ovo nije provala ovo je glupoca... ima jedan lik kod nas radnik igraone i on je "mnogo zajeban" igra sa rikimaruom i onda kaze :jao kako sam se pojebao bacio sam blink i onu maglu i istrosio sam manu i onda dosao onaj cica sa stapom(necrolit) i bacio mi ult a ja bio bez mane i ubio me odmah... nije nesto ali eto :) \m/

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ovo nije provala ovo je glupoca... ima jedan lik kod nas radnik igraone i on je "mnogo zajeban" igra sa rikimaruom i onda kaze :jao kako sam se pojebao bacio sam blink i onu maglu i istrosio sam manu i onda dosao onaj cica sa stapom(necrolit) i bacio mi ult a ja bio bez mane i ubio me odmah... nije nesto ali eto :) \m/

xaxaxa grobar FTW...

p.s. <3

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bot=brza papuca

Riki, gondar, bone =pitoni

Porno Ikona 90-tih:)

dve najmocnije grupacije na svetu: Deijevi rodjaci, Mohijevi Ortaci

(Ivan_ @ May 27 2009, 10:33)

da se kojim čudom nađem na čelu plejboja, promenio bih fazon totalno.

jebao bih vrlo mnogo, drogirao se jos vise i vodio kojota kao maskotu na zlatnom lancu okolo, a on bi vikao HARRRRSACU DAT E JBEEM NAMATSIO SAM KARU KOAKINOM

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Igramo mi dotu i jedan moj drug se kurcira kao da je najjaci pocepao bi 2heroja u mocvari.Sam protiv dvojice i odemo nas trojica u mocvaru.I mi ga isecemo kao pedera i on pocne da bezi sa 2%heltha i vice nama u igraonici sav ozbiljan "JESAM GOVORIO DA SAM JACI AAAA JESAM LI" i pocne da se hvali kako je skinuo mene na 70%heltha a moj drug ostao full

nije smesno ali jeste jedan komican dogadjaj iz dote :D

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NEMA JAKO I NEMA U GLAVU!

[19:12:21] [W From] [80:Primevilka]: ja to zato shto te volim <3

Pa ne znam,pola shljive,njivik i bashtu

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nije smesno ali jeste jedan komican dogadjaj iz dote? lol?

jedom se slazem sa lag-om, ne postujte retardirane. :)

[13:00] <GM`JessicaBiel> neko drzi blokce sa pikovima i banovima a neko sa kevama

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> ne volim da me neko gleda

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> dok jebem

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> ko da ti ja kazem pitaj mareta kako mu cale suri odbojku

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> i on ti kaze moj cale nema ruke

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Za sve one koji nisu znali da je Chuck Norris poceo da igra dotu neka se spreme i procitaju sta sve on moze, cuvajte se Chucka on je imba.

Chuck Norris can walk on Fissure.

Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.

Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.

Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.

Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Dead!!

Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tourmented.

Chuck Norris is neither Hero, Creep nor Ancient.

When Chuck Norris uses BKB he stays the same.

Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.

Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros

Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.

Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.

Chuck Norris can catch Tinkers Missiles and throw them back.

Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.

Chuck Norris can outrun Deathpulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.

Chuck Norris can re-use Consumables.

Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.

Chuck Norris is NOT an orb effect

Chuck Norris' power treads stack with boots of travel.

Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.

Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.

Backdooring was outlawed after Chuck Norris repeatedly destroyed opponents healing fountains.

In older versions of DotA, Chuck Norris farmed wood.

Chuck Norris can break heroes bones, permanently slowing them and reducing their attack speed.

All images run away from Chuck Norris.

Invisibility stacks on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris demanded that he be a hero in DotA. Icefrog turned him down, meaning that if Norris became a hero, its power would constantly cause the game to crash due to the overload. Icefrog is the only living creature who lived to tell the tale of the day he talked back at Chuck Norris.

6 divine rapiers gives you the Chuck Norris Orb.

Buriza is the name of Chuck Norris' hamster.

Chuck Norris gangs alone.

A public player who once called Chuck Norris a n00b was found dead the next morning, his screen had smashed his face in.

Chuck Norris is immune to your banlist.

Chuck Norris has 7 slots.

Chuck Norris shops in the opponents base.

Chuck Norris doesn't need WTF mode.

Chuck Norris is safelisted everywhere automatically, bots do not wish to make enemies with him.

Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.

If you leave Chuck Norris' game, you won't play DotA... ever again.

Chuck Norris can win DotA alone, without picking a hero

Chuck Norris can posess enemy's courier without them knowing. range is set to total map.

Chuck Norris can alternate his collision size, from lane blocking to zero collision.

Treant's forest watcher eye's will shut down at the sight of chuck norris. Weaver's shade's will turn visible due to fear! Wards are said to change position and hide in forests.

Chuck Norris once threw his sacred relic away. It's damage bonus was not enough.

Chuck Norris is the only one permitted to use godmode, as there is no known command to make him vulnerable!

Ultimate orb turns blue when in chuck norris' hands.

Chuck Norris can manipulate blinkdaggers, being able to reverse enemies blinkdirection. This way he doesn't need to chase down or throw trees as enemies will pop up right next to him.

Ironwood branch gives +100 stats to him. They also stack in his inventory to a total amount of unknown size.

Chuck Norris' blademails will work on ranged opponents to.

Chuck Norris can autospawn power ups.

Chuck Norris can hit tree/throne without killig towers.

Chuck Norris gets gold from each dying creep, even without last-hitting them.

Chuck Norris' splash damage effects the whole map, thats why he always has a

team kill when creeping gnolls in the jungle.

Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.

If cast on Chuck Norris, rhasta's ulti-wards attack rhasta for being blasphemic.

Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.

Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.

Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!

Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!

Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.

Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!

Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.

Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.

Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.

Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.

Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.

Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.

Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.

Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.

Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.

Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escape from him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.

Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.

Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.

Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.

Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.

Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.

Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.

After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.

Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.

If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit into integer value anymore.

Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.

Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.

Aegis of the Immortal is made from Chuck Norris's tonail clippings.

Roshan was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Rock Golem.

Chuck Norris ALWAYS solos mid.

Chuck Norris can use spells on Ancients.

Chuck Norris creates blight where he walks.

-wtf mode was created to help players beat Chuck Norris. It didn't work.

With Chuck Norris playing every game must be -dm because heroes die permanantly.

Chuck Norris has a 100% Heartstopper aura.

Chuck Norris sneezing is what causes server splits.

A fatal error is what happens when you flame Chuck Norris.

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