coll Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English Will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, Which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft c". Sertainly, this will Make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united Europ vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!! Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wulfgar Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 [prvi] Bilooooooooooooooo! [/prvi] Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gioblin[Fuse] Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 [Drugi] Bilo [/Drugi] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 LOL Quote Proud to be SERB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Nema veze shto je bilo - Zis is very kul! Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 OdliKno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu [RuR] Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 luks lajk sikret toking tu mi :) Quote Everytime I cross the line I push the boundaries out a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Hahaha kako je dobro :) veri gud! Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 xex xtra je :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Svaka kast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoL Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 bilo vetj par puta.... ali je ok.. malo nezgodno za "citanje" ali jbg ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 luks lajk sikret toking tu mi :) ← Onos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 Da,bilo je vec. Al ce se Englezi gubiti u pocetku. Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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