zEki Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'm 21!!! Unknown A man walked into the corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the money from the cash register. After the cashier put the money in the bag as instructed, the man demanded the bottle of Scotch he saw behind the counter. The cashier refused to hand over the Scotch because he did not believe the man was 21. The robber swore he was, but still the clerk refused. Finally, the robber handed over his ID and proved that he was indeed twenty-one. As soon as he left, the cashier called and gave the police the name and address of the man who had just robbed the store. The suspect was arrested two hours later. Idiot With A Gun Virginia A man walked into his local convenience store and placed a gun on the cashier's temple. The man demanded all the money, which he received, and then left. On his way out, the thief shot himself in the arm. What He Should Have done Oklahoma City, OK Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage testified that Newton was indeed the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, " I should have blown your f***ing head off" The defendant paused then added "If I had been the one that was there." The jury deliberated for twenty minutes before returning a verdict of guilty and recommended a sentence of thirty years. Cub Tickets Chicago, IL Chicago were trying to track down several people without standing arrest warrants when they though of a brilliant idea. They sent all the criminals free tickets to a Cubs game. When the people arrived, they were promptly arrested. Credit Bureau or Union Massachusetts Two masked gunmen burst into the Old Colony Credit Bureau in Plymouth, Massachusetts and ordered four employees to lie face down on the floor. After ransacking the office, the bandits fled with about fifty dollars and some jewelry. The men probably did not realize that a credit bureau compiles credit reports and keeps very little cash on hand. Real Address Long Beach, New York A nervous holdup man fled a Long Beach supermarket without a penny but was arrested afterward at his home. He had been recognized as the guy who had earlier filled out an application at the market for a check-cashing card, using his real address. Drive Through Robbery Unknown One man thought a good way to rob a bank and not get caught was through the drive through. Pulling up to the window, he wrote the teller a note, demanding money. The man even went as far as to holding up a knife. Laughing hysterically, the woman called the police and the suspect was eventually apprehended. Hey I Am 18 Unknown An 18-year-old man was charged with robbing a 7-11. When he walked in, pulled a gun a demanded money, the employee didn't panic. She calmly said, "I don't think you're old enough to be robbing us. Don't you have to be at least 16?" The thief then proceeded to pull out his wallet and showed the clerk his driver's license. The clerk quickly memorized the information on the license, than gave the thief the money. The cops arrested the robber at his home. No Warrant Pontiac, Michigan Charged with drug-possession, Christopher Johns claimed that he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer did not need a warrant because a bulge in Johns's jacket could have been a gun. "Nonsense," said Christopher who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day. When he handed the judge the jacket, a bag of cocaine fell out. The judge required a five minute recess so that he could gain his composure. Lip Prints Newport News, Virginia A peeping tom was arrested in Virginia on Friday. The pervert had left his lip prints on the window. A few days later, he returned to the apartment complex where he was arrested for indecent exposure. The officer lifted the lip print from the window and the state crime lab made a positive match. The man is now behind bars. LOL Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 lol zar je mogucce... :))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 bezi bre... mrzi me da citam... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Joj ali kada sam to gledao na TV umro sam od smeha! Bile su i bolje ispale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack-O-Lantern Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 ali znachi shto su svi iz USA :))) Quote Alan Smith ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripko_ Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 zato sto su ameri ultra piglu btw bolje izgledaju fore ako su snimljene na neki nacin :) Quote Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopasnosti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 pa verovatno su svi iz sad zato što je ovo usa's 10 dumbest criminals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manda <die bitch> Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 On his way out, the thief shot himself in the arm. probajte da zamislite kako se ovo desilo :D nadaren, nema shta.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Ali ovi likovi koji pokazuju svoje ID su najjludji! Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack-O-Lantern Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 pa verovatno su svi iz sad zato Quote Alan Smith ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^Anna^ Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 ma gluposti.. mislim i da budes pljackas pa ti treba mozak.. sto oni ocigledno nemaju.. 'ebiga. neki ljudi ocigledno nisu rodjeni ni za sta.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 ali znachi shto su svi iz USA :))) Vidi se Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 a to pishe gde ??? pishe samo top 10 dumbest criminals reče ti sejnt, al ako se ne spominje nijedan glupan van sad-a, onda je logično da je izbor sveden na ameriku, jer glupost je univerzalna i neuništiva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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