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1974: Long hair

2004: Longing for hair

1974: KEG

2004: EKG

1974: Acid rock

2004: Acid reflux

1974: Moving to California because it's cool

2004: Moving to California because it's warm

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz

Taylor

1974: Seeds and stems

2004: Roughage

1974: Hoping for a BMW

2004: Hoping for a BM

1974: The Grateful Dead

2004: Dr. Kevorkian

1974: Going to a new, hip joint

2004: Receiving a new hip joint

1974: Rolling Stones

2004: Kidney Stones

1974: Being called into the principal's office

2004: Calling the principal's office

1974: Screw the system

2004: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco

2004: Costco

1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1974: Passing the drivers' test

2004: Passing the vision test

1974: Whatever

2004: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this

will certainly change things. Each year the staff at

Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to

try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this

year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall

across the nation were born in 1986. They are

too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic..

The CD was introduced the year they were born..

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws..

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are..

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old

fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's

for those of you who have trouble reading.

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1974: Going to a new, hip joint

2004: Receiving a new hip joint

kad već svi citiraju omiljene delove.. :)

ono za branda je malo neukusno..

@zoolok: nisam ni sumnjao :)

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