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"rambo jesi ugasio server?"

"aaa nece dragane da ugasi neki jebeni daemon"

"pa iscupaj kabl za napajanje"

"...

"jesi iscupao jebote???"

"jesam"

"pa i dalje radi??"

"pa ima 2 napajanja"

"aaaaloooo rambo oba iskljuciiii!!"

...

"e super, ugasen je...daj izvuci ga sa shina da otvorimo i naguramo memorije"

"ali 32 bitni nam je OS a mohi je rekao da ako naguramo jos..."

"jebo te mohi"

"a igor je napisao da "

"jebo te i igor, vuci server sa shina!"

"dragane zaglavio se"

"nije se zaglavio konju, odvrni srafove"

"....pa nisam ja ovolke skole ucio da srafim"

"ne seri nego odsrafi"

...

"evo"

"ajde vuci server vani....STANI STANI!!! CUPAS MREZNI KABL! STANI STANIIII!"

"a u picku materinu ode kabl"

"pa jel imamo rezervni"

"pa jesi poneo"

"pa ko treba na to da misli u pizdu materinu jeli??? Jel mislis glavom il kurcem?"

"zovi vudua on ce nam napraviti kabl, ionako svima cini, cujem da je i igoru dao na ler neki kabl koji mu ovaj jos nije vratio"

"koja picka...aj zovi ivana"

"tuuu.tuuuu/......e cao vudu, sta radis?"

"prcam"

"hahaha, koji si car, imas network kabl? straight nam treba"

"imam"

"mozes da nma pozajmis"

"mogu"

"car si bre vudu, car"

"...sigh..."

2 sata kasnije

"uh eto kabla, dadosmo vudici FB nalog one debele sa salse, ajde da promenimo memoriju"

"ajde otvaraj poklopac"

"gde"

"uh....pa jel ima slikica?"

"nema"

"majkiu im jebem kinesku....evo klapna....vuci...vuciiii..ghahhhha"

"uh jebote konacno"

"ajde bodi tu memoriju"

"evo"

"uf, konacno, ajde gurni nazad server, pokaci kablove i pali"

....tiruriru piiiip piiiippp....

"wtf!!! wtf!!! pa sta je sad...svetli lampica za memoriju....ghaaaaaaaa!!! opet si pogresno gurnuo parove"

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tbc....

You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy

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