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sinoc sam cuo jako neobicnu prozivku. pantin mladji brat (mada nisam potpuno siguran) je nakon varnica jer se kupio ludo i bio douchebag liku koga od ranije zna na njegovo 'pametujes, a los si igrac' rekao 'hoces da te stejkujem?' uz poluzajeban ton. bio sam u 'wat' fazonu 2 minuta

a bitnija stvar je da u narednih nedelju dana krecem na starsu sa turbo husngovima, roll bi bio 250-300$ i poceo bih sa 7$ i nadam se opet jako brzo digao roll kao sto sam i pre godinu dana, uz to da tada nisam imao skoro nimalo iskustva. razmislio sam malo i shvatio da postoje dve opcije: da potpuno batalim poker, sto je ocigledno nemoguce, a ako vec necu to da radim, onda radim ono sto najbolje znam a ne da mi lajv gde sam imao ~ok uspeh oduzima toliko vremena, a da ne donese ni blizu toliko profita koliko sam ovamo imao. i tako, javljam kad userem 1,5k dolara opet za 10 minuta! poz ;*

"The horse ran away with the spoon, I wish I was on the moon, too"

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Sta je tu skupo, 220jura. Toliko gruja da za dve novcanice iz Belorusije koje nemaju nikakvu efektivnu vrednost...

ubi me mala...

 

gruja novi alen

ko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?

evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja.

 

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Stavio sam post u spojler jer sadrzi ogromnu kolicinu rejdza i frustracije koja se nece svideti nekome. Inb4 bilo kakvih komentara na to. Poker related komentari su dobrodosli. Ovo sam napisao da bi se malo izduvao pre spavanja jer mi stvarno pomaze da se izjadam nekom/negde, inace bi prso. U sustini nemora niko da cita, meni je lakse

Uffffff kakav uzasan dan. Igram ceo dan turnire na zabarima i samo cu reci da bi poslao u logore i pobio sve maloumne retardirane italijane. I stvarno tako mislim boli me kurac sta ce kod da misli. Mogao sam da zavrsim dan na 300+ eura da mi se retardi nisu kupovali u najbitnjijm fazama turnira. Zasto ali zasto ljudi misle da je A3 off karta koju treba allinovati stack od 50 big blindova posle rejza i rerejza nadomak prize poola? Zasto ljudi plate bolestan raise sa 94 off i kad vide flop recimo 237 pomisle da imaju neko cekanje i idu all in i izlista im se runer runer triling? Ko su ti ljudi da mi je znati? Odakle njima mozdane sposobnosti da drze mis, naprave depozit ili da urade bilo sta jel sudeci po njihovoj poker igri oni nisu racionalna ljudska bica i treba ih pobiti sve. Dobra stvar je da nisam tiltovao i prokockao sve tako da cu iskulirati do sutra. Bice bolje

Cek, ako sam dobro skontao, ti si gubio pare protiv tih imbecila?

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Cek, ako sam dobro skontao, ti si gubio pare protiv tih imbecila?

Pise sve u postu. Nisam izgubio nista ali kao da jesam posto sam mogao imati 300e+ da se nije desavalo to sto jeste. To je bilo samo taj dan.

Nego daki batali droge (ako vec nisi) i pocni sa nama da se kockas o/

"U dresu Redzi Millera idem do svog dilera, vutre puna kesa al' ost'o sam bez dresa"

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Opet ista prica :( Ispadnem 13. na Maniji jer maloumna retardirana neandertalska ameba raisuje A8 off sa utg-a sa stakom od 50k na blindove 3k/6k i srusi mi AK. Ceo dan dans ulazim u nagradu. Dobar sam 200e a da mi su gorepomenute gnjide nisu bezobrazno kupovale bio bi dobar barm duplo toliko

"U dresu Redzi Millera idem do svog dilera, vutre puna kesa al' ost'o sam bez dresa"

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idem sutra na novogodisnji u cersku,pa posto zelim da budem hajroler,u tom maniru cu i da dam besplatno 2% akcija prvom ko se javi ovde :)

inace,nisam davno kacio ruke,pa evo nesto zanimljivo

29.12.2012 17:28:41 - Round 313937866 starts

ImSoHorny is seated with €171.51

OMG4zz is seated with €227.93

Hero is seated with €100.00

ImSoHorny Posts small blind of €0.50

OMG4zz Posts big blind of €1.00

Dealing cards

Hero: Tc Qc

Hero Raises to €3.50

ImSoHorny Folds

OMG4zz Raises to €15.00

Hero Calls €11.50

Flop: 9d Kh 7s

OMG4zz Bets €12.00

Hero Calls €12.00

Turn: 9d Kh 7s 6c

OMG4zz Bets €35.00

Hero Raises to €73.00 (all-in)

OMG4zz Folds

Hero wins €157.50

Hero mucks

29.12.2012 17:05:28 - Round 313924098 starts

p7pPpPPp is seated with €150.00

iosonoqui79 is seated with €102.34

Hero is seated with €150.00

ImSoHorny is seated with €198.59

SexyVaniglia is seated with €152.27

ASSO X ASSO is seated with €165.38

p7pPpPPp Posts big blind of €1.50

iosonoqui79 Posts small blind of €0.75

Dealing cards

Hero: Ah Jc

ImSoHorny Raises to €4.50

SexyVaniglia Folds

ASSO X ASSO Folds

Hero Calls €4.50

iosonoqui79 Folds

p7pPpPPp Folds

Flop: 5d 4d 6h

ImSoHorny Bets €7.50

Hero Calls €7.50

Turn: 5d 4d 6h Ac

ImSoHorny Bets €21.00

Hero Calls €21.00

River: 5d 4d 6h Ac Kd

ImSoHorny Bets €45.00

Hero Raises to €117.00 (all-in)

ImSoHorny Folds

Hero wins €225.25

Hero mucks

29.12.2012 17:39:28 - Round 313944000 starts

p7pPpPPp is seated with €202.05

Hero is seated with €406.50

19Abella89 is seated with €40.00

fubbtiell is seated with €61.66

3li4n0_b3r3 is seated with €334.40

HOBBY99 is seated with €160.90

p7pPpPPp Posts small blind of €1.00

Hero Posts big blind of €2.00

Dealing cards

Hero: Kh Kd

fubbtiell Calls €2.00

3li4n0_b3r3 Folds

HOBBY99 Calls €2.00

19Abella89 Folds

p7pPpPPp Calls €1.00

Hero Raises to €10.00

fubbtiell Folds

HOBBY99 Calls €8.00

p7pPpPPp Calls €8.00

Flop: 2h 7c 9c

p7pPpPPp Checks

Hero Bets €18.00

HOBBY99 Calls €18.00

p7pPpPPp Raises to €56.00

Hero Calls €38.00

HOBBY99 Calls €38.00

Turn: 2h 7c 9c Ks

p7pPpPPp Bets €136.05 (all-in)

Hero Calls €136.05

HOBBY99 Calls €94.90 (all-in)

p7pPpPPp shows Jc Qc (High card, King)

Hero shows Kh Kd (Three of a kind, Kings)

HOBBY99 shows Ac Tc (High card, Ace)

River: 2h 7c 9c Ks Kc

Hero wins the side pot of €82.30 with Four of a kind, Kings

Hero wins the main pot of €479.70 with Four of a kind, Kings

 

gruja novi alen

ko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?

evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja.

 

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daj tih 2% ako placas na zabarima :D Inace grujo sutra te kibicujem na Monthly 20k. Ja bi ga isto igro da me nije sjebao Celtik :( a igrao sam i satelit gde sak ispao kao buble

edit: evo i moje zanimljive ruke sa nekog random turinra

AmericaAirli is seated with 1,420

ghost21 is seated with 1,530

carmelo 1 is seated with 2,920

la rocca is seated with 1,540

devil10 is seated with 1,550

Gudrisffs is seated with 2,940

AmericaAirli Posts small blind of 20

ghost21 Posts big blind of 40

Dealing cards

Gudrisffs: 8c Tc

carmelo 1 Folds

la rocca Calls 40

devil10 Folds

Gudrisffs Calls 40

AmericaAirli Calls 20

ghost21 Checks

Flop: 6c Ah As

AmericaAirli Checks

ghost21 Checks

la rocca Checks

Gudrisffs Checks

Turn: 6c Ah As 9c

AmericaAirli Checks

ghost21 Bets 120

la rocca Folds

Gudrisffs Calls 120

AmericaAirli Raises to 360

ghost21 Calls 240

Gudrisffs Calls 240

River: 6c Ah As 9c 7c

AmericaAirli Bets 550

ghost21 Folds

Gudrisffs Raises to 2,540 (all-in)

AmericaAirli Calls 470 (all-in)

Gudrisffs gets refund of 1,520

AmericaAirli shows 6d 6h (Full house, Sixes full of Aces)

Gudrisffs shows 8c Tc (Straight flush, Ten high)

Gudrisffs wins the main pot of 3,280 with Straight flush, Ten high

Edited by moyo

"U dresu Redzi Millera idem do svog dilera, vutre puna kesa al' ost'o sam bez dresa"

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