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I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ass. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.

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I hope you die.

Michael Ian Black

P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Kad sam pročitao, za malo nisam pao sa stolice. [roflmao]

Got some minuses for free?

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lik je fingerovo sa 13 god.. ko od rurovaca moze da se pohvali istim?

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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[roflmao]

-Ukoliko neka devojka sedi negde sama NIKADA joj nemojte prici, sesti pored nje i izvaditi digitron i pitati je jel zna da racuna, ona kaze da zna, i reci "racunaj da cu te jebati" (osoba cija je ovo fora ima 30 godina i NIKADA nije imao devojku koja ima sve zube)

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