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darijan

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  1. filter > liquify bi trebalo da bude to
  2. ja se nikad nisam istinski zaljubio
  3. gimnazija naravno... mada su kod nas sve sami grobovi... mada, nadje se po nesto
  4. odradio sam ga u neverovatnoj brzini i nisam obracu paznju na detalje » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
  5. How to Make a Woman Happy A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: a friend a companion a lover a brother a father a master a chef an electrician a carpenter a plumber a mechanic a decorator a stylist a sexologist a gynecologist a psychologist a pest exterminator a psychiatrist a healer a good listener an organizer a good father very clean sympathetic athletic warm attentive gallant intelligent funny creative tender strong understanding tolerant prudent ambitious capable courageous determined true dependable passionate compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: give her compliments regularly love shopping be honest be very rich not stress her out not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself give her lots of time, especially time for herself give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY Show up naked Bring food & drinks Hand over the remote
  6. 2. kamion nije imao teoretske sanse da upadne... mada ono, ok je kako je taj 1. kamion vadio taj auto i sve, al me zanimo kako je jebeni auto dospeo u vodu!!!
  7. zene uvidjaju VELICINU... to im je najvaznije rekao bih
  8. pa ne znam. kad te upoznam... kontam da jesi, ali ono, u granama normale. sto sam do sada video. nista ne mislim ;) ( )...
  9. ahhhhh proslo sve ok za usa vizu... :))) ajm hepi
  10. nema veceg grada u svetu a da nema albany road, 90% prostitucije u britaniji i evropi drze albanci, najjaca su mafija, lobiraju ceo svet, kupili (doslovno kupili) drzavu - crnu goru. o cemu mi ovde pricamo? samo u svetu takve stvari mogu da urade jevreji i albanci mozemo da im se sagnemo
  11. ohhhhh.... trenutak istine idem u americku ambasadu
  12. darijan

    koma

    od kad postoje heroji 5!??! jel dobro ili trojka ostaje neprevazidjena? inace, dovoljno sam se istrosio i iznerviro zbog zvezde i ne zelim to da ponavljam. zapalicu sve... jednostavno, ako ste ikad ikog videli da nema srece, onda je to ovo! a setite se utakmice sa bazelom u bg-u... slicno ali opet, ovo je .... jujuju
  13. i ja bi bio hepi ispred di trevi fountajne :) stvarno izgledas kao neko mnogo pozitivan sa kim je lepo biti u drustvu (podsecas me na drugara jednog...)
  14. dosta nas je ovde slicnih.... a opet tako razlicitih
  15. vanzemaljci sto posto!!! pa kako pored ove biti papucha :) ?
  16. prva kocka ce stati samo u slucaju da je apsolutno plastican sudar. ali si otprilike rekao ono kao i ja, samo mnogo vise profi
  17. mrtvi slobodni udarac i mrtvi 94. minut i mrtva francuska i sve mrtvo... sve arghhhh ne mogu da verujem kakva nesreca tuga kakvo sranje joooooj ahhhhhh b;b;bsbs;joigfjsho[js'gh
  18. zapalicu zvezdu i strazbur i 94 minut i slobodne udarce i sve cu da vam srusim breee
  19. lepim ljudima sve lepo stoji... el tako...?
  20. nekad...? hehe to je hrana za dusu najukusnija
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