10 signs to that you are addicted to WoW.
1:You are asking people you meet for buffs.
2:You are not affraid of death because it's only to run to your corpse from the graveyard if
you dies.
3:You are asking every one with glasses what thier engineering skill are.
4:You gets really mad beacuse it didnt work to tame that bear...
5:You want to duel your friend beacuse you can't die in a duel.
6:You gets really mad at your dead friend(that died in the duel) beacuse he don't wants to
ressurect.
7:You are calling everyone thats older than 60 for hackers.
8:You kills an animal in the forest and waits for it to respawn.
9:You think that you can't ride horses untill you are 40.
10:You are yelling "LFG" for alot of instances.
You say "lol" instead of laughing..
When driving home from work, you are looking for the "space-key" to get your mount... ehm, car
to jump...
And when driving behind some slow car, you are pressing the backstab-key to get the car away
from the road...
Finally: When you are at work, and you hear the boss coming, you try to enter stealth...
- You sit down in the middle of the streat to eat your lunch pack.
- You try to whisper someone on the other side of the room.
- You desperately serach through your bag for the HS when your day at work is over.
You stop taking milk in your tea because it is ridiculously expensive
When stuck in traffic you reach for your trinket only to find it is not there
You approach the shop assistant in next and say
'WTB cloth legs'
When shown some nice black formal trousers you ask what are their stats
When told 34'32' you ask if that applies to int and stam
You are thrown out of next for wasting their time
You lurk around dissused colliery's looking for nodes
You visit Manchester and refuse to pay to use the tram since it is free
The wife see's you skipping work and going to the pub instead of going shopping, you immediatly
throw yourself to the ground in an effort to convince her you are dead.
When she approaches and begins to abuse and kick you you complain about her stupidly high
resist.
You think a big slow computer is better to work on that a small fast laptop since it will make
your MS more valuable.
You finish a piece of work and shout 'Ding'
A number of your colleagues actually understand you and say 'gratz'
Organising a night out with the lads you phone up and say 'LFG pub'
I keep mixing up age and level, which leads to awkward moments. "I knew this level 13 kid" etc.
when your riding in your car, see someone has a deadly accident, you jump out car, get jumper
cables and try to ress the corpse....
you bind a dog cookie in front of your bike cause you dogg will pull it faster....
Quit your dayjob and start a tailoring cause you think that will make you rich....
When you c cows you instantly think "Tauren!"
When you have to go to a funeral but you revuse to go becouse you planned a instance on that
day.
When you go 2 the rocky mountains 2 search Thunder Bluff.
When you ask your boss i you could b paid in gold coins.
when you dont leave your house without your WoW cd's.
When you start talking like a troll(or tauren, gnome, wathever).
when you try to make your pet dissapear.
when you train your spider to attack on your command.
when you buy a heat visor so rouges cant sneak up 2 u anymore.
when your worst fear is Blizzard shutting down.
when the world around you is invaded by aliens and the only thing on your mind is that nasty
lvl ?? elite.
When terrorists attack and you think they r raiding and you r afraid they might be bodycampers.
When you try riding a raptor in the museum.
when you ask everyone smaller then 1,5 meter the way to ironforge.
when you ask everyone what class they r.
1. You ask the waiter how much? And get in a tantrum as u remmber you left you pounds back on
the computer.
2. Is it a plane, IS it a Bird, No its A tauren.
3. You start doing chicken imadations at a 10 year old.
4. You go to the bank to deposit your recipy.
5.You go to an auction only trying to shout out how much u want to bid.
6. You think a football is a Gnomes head.
