Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his penis.
Vin Diesel's legs go all the way up.
Despite rumors, Vin Diesel is not gay, but his presence often causes lesser men to spontaneously transform into sexy women who forget everything about their former lives, which he then has sex with.
Vin Diesel created YOU on the 8th day.
In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.
Vin Diesel once painted the exterior of a house using only babies.
Vin Diesel is responsible for the clanging drums in St. Anger. He called Lars Ulrich a pussy and made him cry.
It has been proposed by some people that Vin Diesel may not actually exist, and is simply a myth told to children to keep them in line. The reason these allegations are not well known is due to the fact that everyone who makes such allegations is found nude in a field with their skin removed and replaced by "Keep on Trucking!" bumper stickers.
Vin Diesel's penis is a fully functional light saber.
When US troops went to Iraq to look for weapons of mass destruction, all they found was Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Vin Diesel invented the game of chess in the year 400 B.C. as a way of training his army of attack monkeys in the subtleties of war. Suffice to say, monkeys are stupid.
Vin Diesel once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics, discovered the first half of the true name of god and now only needs two and half hours of sleep a week. She can also now cook a damn good English Breakfast, and never breaks an eggs yolk.
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odlicno ... bravo : )