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sedim u ofisu, cirkam neki sok, vecers idem sa jednom klinkom na batman begins ( ona birala film ) aj drzte palce ...

Rogue je najnepotrebniji lik na molten core raidu. dps ima ogroman, ali je strasno slab = niko nece da ga leci.

Ma evo kako se igra paladin ! --- Ive noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladins. Paladins were not desgined to be hybrid tanks/healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography. Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "1", and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl on girl action. Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet, without much concern over your paladin's welfare. After a mintute, I go back to WoW, and usually my paladin is still alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the abilty to simutaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself. DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch my boobies. Combat interactivity? Overrated. Id much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot porn directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, the healing ability, and the low, low, DPS. As for PVP, nothing is better than getting into battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum of interaction is necessary for a paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love most about my paladin. I doubt rogues get any time to watch porn while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet shamans havent seen a single naked breast while figuring out what totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next. In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download porn. Hammer of Justice allows us a quick 6 second glimpse at naked women while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 12 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay. It saddens me that many paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of their character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS or more combat options, unnecessary frivolties that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins. I level my paladin 2,3 times a day. Sometimes I level my paladin in the shower. My mom told me to stop leveling my paladin or else i would go blind

ftw :)

katastrofa ...

Ja ne znam ni sta znaci u wow istoriji shadowmoon :P

u sredistu tanarisa su Dunemaul Orgres ... mozda neka story vezana za njih, ko zna :)

42 !

Licno mi najveci problem predstavlja jelo ... kad je tu keva, nema frke, ona nesto sprema ... ali kada sam sam onda nastaju problemi :) U sustini dosta toga znam da skuvam, i volim da kuvam, ali samo kada nisam lenj - lenj sam uvek :) Kartonske pice su mi se smucile, kineska hrana jos vise, Mek nikad nisam voleo, KFC je daleko ... znaci katastrofa. Kada treba da jedem uvek se gadno smorim ... :) Preko dana sam na poslu/na faksu, tako da nema frke ali nocu ... kriza :)

nisam dobro razumeo pitanje, da li mislis online u smislu da sam sedeo i igrao naprimer wow ili koliko dugo mi je komp online? Ako ovo prvo, onda je rekord 22 sata ;b znaci strasno ... posle toga tri dana nisam sedeo za kompom, nisam mogao, smucilo mi se :) Ako ovo drugo, non-stop ... jedan komp je ftpserver (teh pr0n place!!11oeneone) a drugi je isto 24/7 online ... gasim ponekad kada radim domaci mantaince :P U sustini rekord nije bitan, bitno je koliko covek u proseku smrdi za kompom ... ja u poslednie dve godine oko 1-3 sata dnevno, jer se trudim da radim i nesto drugo (u ovo ne racunam posao). Vikendom sedim dugo, ali to je u nedostaktu ideja sta da radim (ok, uvece izadjem ali preko dana smor ...) Gadno je ako se covek ukuca ispred monitora ceo dan i tako iz meseca u mesec ... :)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=y...rpg&btnG=Search

za sada najbolji avatar ima Ivan_ ;) "patak" ! inace, ja sam promenio avatar ... onaj deckic me smorio :)

wtf, ti si izgeda gadno prso kada pricas sam sa sobom ?

Druid je cool class. Licno kao Warrior imam dosta problema sa druidima, znaci ako nemam FAP-e gotov sam. Kao Rogue takodje, mada mnogo je lakes ubiti druida kao rogue nego kao warrior ... bar ja imam takvo iskustvo. Dobar druid koji zna sta radi, je jako cenjen char, i pri pvp kao i pri pvm ( healz0r totale) ... ono, nasi kravo-druidi su u molten coru skoro neophodni, zbog zanimljive taktike koju koristimo (mada nam je best run - Ragnaros 40% (posle patcha) - shitty) :) Licno odkad znam za sebe igram ili za warriora ili za rogua/thiefa, tako da druida nikad ne bih izabrao ... kao ni maga :) Ali to je moj slucaj. Ako volis da budes dobar healer (drugi najbolji u igri) ali osim toga da imas zanimljiv still borbe (roots, moonfirespam, morf ... ) izaberi druida :)

big bad pauldrons ftw.

... zbog takvih kao sto ste vi micro$oft je pravio plus! pakete (sva sreca sad ljudi to budze sami pomocu neta) po meni zajebancije za decu

ustao sam pre nekih sat vremena rezime: - probudio sam se sa polomljenim prstom ( al boli mamu mu ... ) - probudio sam se bez mobilnog i sa (!!) tudjim novcanikom, svoj nemam - jos nisam gledao sta je unutra valjda taj doticni ( ili doticna?) ima moj ... zamena :) - probudio sam se sa osecajem mucnine tako da sam onako muski povratio ... neku sugavu vodu :( - probudio sam se na mestu kde obicno ne spavam ( pored kreveta, sa duksom ispod glave umesto jastuka) - keva je popizdela jer kada sam se dovukao kuci hteo sam onako pijan da ispecem instant pizzu i naravno otisao da spavam tako da ceo stan smrdi na izgorelo testo. - u ovom trenutku mi se pisa i boli me gadno glava ... odo da nadjem neki brufen. staropramen open-air beerfest ftw :)

stara slika ...ali i dalje priceless, i naravno, kemp. nije na njoj ;)

zasto se svaki topik odmah pretvori u prepucavanja klinaca ? ono, kde su "stara" vremena kada su ovde postovali samo 1337 likovi ;p

Veruj mi, ti si tip coveka kojeg ne bi voleo da vidim nijednom u igri ... a kamoli da budemo zajedno u gildu

GriM ReapeR je nesto "zagrejan" na paladine ;) inace napravio sam lvl 1 lika na dunemalu .... ime coll :P Aj mozda i nabacim neke levele... lelelelelelle :p

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English Will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, Which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft c". Sertainly, this will Make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united Europ vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!!

tip devojke ? hmmm ... olololz dA igraa kanter hahahahah i da pici samo heds0tov3 !!!!!!!! :---))))))))))))))))

Hteo sam da se dovucem do Srbije na Exit al nakraju sam odustao. Kad sracunam kintu za dolazak, kintu koji cu tamo da spickam, kintu za nazad + neke male okolne troskove, bolje da kupim neke stvari i da se razbijem od piva ovde :P jes da nema muzike al sta ces ...