Haha, što ima dobrih fora na uncyclopediji, znate ono definisanje bilo čega preko "imate dve krave..."
Evo šta ima za neke RPG-ove:
Fallout:
You have two Brahmin, for a total of 4 cow heads.
You only have one cow. But it has two heads.
Cows. Two cows never changes.
You have two cows. Myron knows where you can get more cows. Threaten to abandon his sorry ass, he'll spill.
The federal government has kidnapped your cows. It is your job to get them back. Instead you sleep with the daughter and wife of a local crime lord and become a boxing champion.
You have two cows and massive debts. You sell the rights to make a third cow to an prominent, treacherous developer. The internet community foams at the mouth and sends the new company death threats.
Torment:
You have two immortal cows. They seem to be very attractive to women, even though they're covered in scars and are butt-ugly.
What... can change the nature of two cows?
Arcanum:
You search the whole game for the ingredients needed to craft two mechanical clockwork automaton cows.
You have two cows. They are happily eating their grass in their pasture, when all of a sudden a burning zeppelin crashes on them.
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic:
You have no cows, and no clothes. You bash a container open using nothing but your fists just so people will stop being all pissy at you for having no clothes. The cow you've been searching all this time was really you all the time.
You could spend thirty hours getting two cows, but the Peragus II level sucks so you turn off your PC.
Oblivion:
You have two HD cows, but you have to turn them off because your PC is too weak.
Your two cows are stabled outside the city gate.
You have 2 cows. They knock all your food off the table.
You were born under the Two Cows birthsign so you produce a gallon of milk per day but have a weakness to forks.
You steal two cows and run into a building thinking you are safe. OMG! the guards here are smarter than in morrowind and have learned to use doors! The guard pwns you.
You have two cows and 198 arrows. You click the arrows twice and drop your two cows. Your two hundred cows run away before you can pick them back up. You have no cows.
You search the internet for two cows, but don't find any you like. You wish you could use the Construction Set so you could make your own cows.
You have a ridiculous amount of options to customize your cows' faces, but you end up only seeing the face, which you spent an hour on, in the inventory.
Morrowind:
You have two cows. A mysterious assasin comes after them so you must find out why but you are given almost no direction on where to go. You become a werewolf vampire and kill everyone.
You have three cows. But you only see one of them unless you buy expansion pack.
Daggerfall:
You have two cows. Your class doesn't allow you to equip the first one and the other one's material is innefective.
You have two cows. This was fixed with the v1.69 patch.
You have two cows. This will probably crash the game.
You have two cows. Unless you've increased the objmemsize in your Z.cfg the game will begin to eat your inventory.
You have one cow. Your game will still probably crash.
