Chuck Norris eats sheet metal and shit's out mid-sized SUVs.
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris opened Pandora's Box, looked at its contents, and then closed it.