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svaka cast ko je napravio smek od ovoga :))

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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I’m driving in a Skoda 100 to camp in Orava

Because I’m in a hurry, I risk crossing Moravia

A monster prowls around there, it comes out of the swamp

It mainly eats people from Prague, and it’s called Joe

Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs

Joe Swamp approaches the village

Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth

Joe Swamp bites and strangles

Who’dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp

The only thing that works is a plane with white powder

I was driving through a village on the road to Vizovice

I met the village elder who told me over some slivovice

“Whoever brings me Joe, dead or alive,

Shall have my daughter and half the collective farm”

Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs

Joe Swamp approaches the village

Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth

Joe Swamp bites and strangles

Who’dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp

The only thing that works is a plane with white powder

I say, “Chief, give me the plane and the powder

I’ll give you Joe, no problem”

The Elder agreed, and at dawn I rose to the skies

The powder fell beautifully from the plane onto Joe

Joe Swamp is now all white

Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs

Joe Swamp has turned to stone

For Joe Swamp, this is the end

I caught Joe and now I have him, woohoo!

Cash is always good so now I’m selling him to the zoo

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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