Aca~ Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Posle partije na ladderu, nikad se ponovila, toliko sam bio iznerviran da sam ispisao malu pricu o humanima. Enjoy reading folks ;> The Human's story Once upon a time, in California, USA Day 1: Daddy's (Blizzard employer, later 'd' in this text) at home talking with son (later 's' in this text) D: Hi son, we are making a new game. It's called Warcraft 3. S: Nice dad. What is game about? D: It's real time strategy. There are 4 races. S: Which 4 races, daddy ? D: Orcs, Humans, Undeads and Night elves. S: Hehe, i will play humans there. D: Ok, we will make them a little bit stronger of other races. S: Ok. Day 2: Director's son is trying beta version of game --- S: Humans are nice, but they're weak... D: But son.. S: DADDY, I WANNA THEM TO BE MORE POWERFUL. D: Ok, what do you want. S: I wanna... I wanna unlimited mana. D: Ok, we'll make it. Day 3: Director's son after second try --- S: Daddy, human is still weak... D: Son, we gave you one wish. There is no more 'i want' S: But daddy....... Other races are still stronger :((( D: Ok, just one more wish. What do you want again ? S: I wanna.. Auto-healing. D: Ok, how much do you want it to heal hit point per second ? S: Let's say.... 30 hp/sec would be alright. Aaaand... Auto-slow D: OMG SON, THAT IS TOO MUCH! S (starts crying): DADDY PLZZZZ D: Ok. You will have it. Day 4: Director's son after third try --- S: Hey, now it's better, but dad... It's not good enough D: Don't make me angry son. You can't have more. It could make game imbalanced. S: Just one more wish, i promice ! D: ... Ok, u promiced. Tell me your last wish for this game.. S: I want strong late game units. It mustn't be tier 2 unit. D: Ok, we will name them 'knight' and they will have 1k hitpoints. S: IT'S NOT ENOUGH. NO STRONG AIR UNITS!11one D: ... This is my last. There will be units named 'gryphon rider' and they will have 1k hitpoints too.. S (finally happy): You're a greatest daddy ! Let me try Day 5: Director's son after fourth try --- S (sad again): Daddy, i played vs undeads, and vs elves, and i still couldn't win. D: Wait son, you need to train if you wanna be good. It can't come just like that. S: Daddy... Now this is my really last wish. I promice... D: But S: DADDY PLX, I KNOW AFTER THIS IT WILL BE OK.. PLX PLX PLXXX D: Ok, you make me do this.. S: I wanna siege machines, which can destroy all enemy's buildings, the strongest towers in game which could be upgraded, and Mechanical anti-air units. D: Hm, it is 3 wishes at once. Don't you think it's a little too much ? S: BUT DADDY THIS IS THE LAST :((( D: Son, if you break your promice again, this game won't have auto-heal, strong units, unlimited mana... S: Ok ^ ^. Day 6: Director's son after fifth try --- S: Hey dad, it finally works fine D: So i can announce this game.. It's finally ok. S: YEAH DAD, IM SO PROUD THAT YOU'RE MY DAD. D: Ok, son, im proud of you too :> --- Day after dad's talk with his son, Blizzard released Warcraft 3 game --- ---From patch to patch, humans is imbalanced more and more --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Chim sam video topic na onoj naslovnoj strani, znao sam da opet neshto plachesh. Pa ovih nekoliko dana si dobio najmanje 2 humana lvl 50, a ko zna koliko manjih levela, i slao si na /f m kako si izgleda nashao strat vs humana bla bla. I sad, jednu te opere neko, i odma` prica... bottom line: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino ^ Beat Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 ... Prica je ok, ali da li si svestan da ces sada popiti do jaja hejta ? Quote Monkey business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aca~ Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 @ Green: To sto sam ja dobijao humane ne znaci da nisu imba ;) @ Latino ^ : Nije bitno, ovo je jednostavno moralo da izadje iz mene, na ovaj ili onaj nacin :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misaking[X] Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 trebali bi da te zaposle da pises za skandal ili tako neke visoko-intelektualne novine. Quote Dr.Mr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombat Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Kako te nije mrzelo da pises to!Nije losa prica :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 (edited) But daddy....... Other races are still stronger :((( Then play with other race :):):) and all be happy and saticfide Edited February 9, 2007 by weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastman Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 dobro je ali je i u pravu na neki nacin !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zr.ninja Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 chista glupost... za nabijanje postova... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullseye_So Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 uopste nije nabijanje postova, postoji nesto sto se zove trud da se napise sve ovo, extra prica :D al i dalje si wajner pogan :> A kakav je to game bio da te nadrkao da si morao pisat ovo? Sta se desilo ^^ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highl1 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 neko ga iztowerovao na inpanic kupu danas, mada je taj momak na kraju zavrsio drugi, iza Prae.Eric-a Quote 03:34 ( MiGsa ) da budem iskren03:35 ( MiGsa ) nagledao sam se ovde vishe kurcheva nego pichki 22:05 (Ivan_tm) Ozbiljno, tvoj i Cokin sam upamtio odmah 13:43 ( darko ) ja sam puco iz njegove vazdushare [16:42:19] Miša says: pojavio mi se patrijarh pavle u ppl u may know [21:00] <vudu> jebacemo svi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladica Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 ovo nema veze sa realnosti sto je reko decko pre mene cisto nabijanje postova ako grubby moze da dobije sve to znaci da je moguce nego jednostavno nemas dovoljno skilla kad ga budes imao ko isvatices da imbe nema... Quote Ma Pusite Ga KraLjU Vladici Ekekekke :D :P : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highl1 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 kako onda da grubby nikad u lanu nije dobio sky-ja od wcg-a 2005-e gde su bili u grupi? Quote 03:34 ( MiGsa ) da budem iskren03:35 ( MiGsa ) nagledao sam se ovde vishe kurcheva nego pichki 22:05 (Ivan_tm) Ozbiljno, tvoj i Cokin sam upamtio odmah 13:43 ( darko ) ja sam puco iz njegove vazdushare [16:42:19] Miša says: pojavio mi se patrijarh pavle u ppl u may know [21:00] <vudu> jebacemo svi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombat Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Zato sto sky ima vise skilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare-SOMBOR Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 human imba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 nabijem ih noga Quote I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 (edited) Zato sto sky ima vise skilla Ne lupaj gluposti. Edited February 10, 2007 by hammertime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitch Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Jedva chekam nastavak, sta je sledece; elf i imba staff? ud i coil, nova? kakav ce biti kraj, orc sve pobedjuje? nemo' samo da plachem od tuge.. t.t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vidoque Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 T_T....Aco razocarao si me...Sta ja treba da kazem kad su meni sve rase imba...Sta ja sad treba da pisem za Und i elf-a ako su oni meni imba ...Brate ako gubis od humana nije to do imbe nego do tebe tako je isto i kod svih i sta sad treba svi da se bune ? Quote http://www.razerzone.com/getimba-share-n-win/ucrb2cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litt Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Govedo ti si mentol...Kakav bih ja seminarski rad mogao da napisem o Orcu vs UD-a... Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zba Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 MOLIM TE PISI ZA ELFA KAKO JE IMBA VS HUMANA HAHAHAHAH, ja sad dobio hot-a sa humanima LOL, ACO TEBI SECEM PRSTE KAD TE VIDIM Quote grinder says: eo bas sam sad izmikrovao demona 6-icu grinder says: :) grinder says: i uspeo sam .... grinder says: NE! ` Nemanja Recoba ` says: :D grinder says: realno i am kad ukljuci ulti maltene isto shiba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aca~ Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Koji si ti mentol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el.Sendador Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 S: Hehe, i will play humans there. D: Ok, we will make them a little bit stronger of other races. S: Ok. lol,ovo je najace,tipicno se odnosi na tatine sinove (sa k protoka i vremena na pretek da ih niko nedira)jos nece da se pomuce pa sve na gotovo> Quote I am the centre of this universe.The wind of time is blowing through me,and it's all moving relative to me, it's all a figment of my mind in a world that I've designed. I'm charged with cosmic energy. Has the world gone mad or is it me? I am the creator of this universe,and all that it was meant to be,so that we might learn to see.This foolishness that lives in us and stupidity that we must suss ! How to banish from our minds,if you call this living I must be blind.Ma ja sam puko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinder Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 kako onda da grubby nikad u lanu nije dobio sky-ja od wcg-a 2005-e gde su bili u grupi? Neverica da si ti napisao ovo Quote Dlakav kao majmun, al' mi obrijana kita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whyFFS Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 nesto slichno sam davno prochitao za shamane iz WoW-a, tako da originalnost = 0 :D Quote |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^||____ |.THE WHO GIVES A | ||'""|""\_ _ | __ FUCK TRUCK __ l ||__|__|__|) |(@)(@)****(@)(@)****|(@)**(@) Sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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