dzontra.volta Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 ROMEO I JULIJA:Romeo i Julija su zabari iz Verone i oni se smuvaju.Ali,matorci im veoma zajebani,uopste se ne gotive jer rade isti biznis,ali u razlicitim ekipama (k'o Verona i Kjevo).Zent im je da ih ne provale,i ne ukinu im kintu,pa se vidjaju tajno.I tako na 50 strana oni se nesto kriju i kenjaju jedno drugom kako se vole a ne karaju se.Na kraju,jednom prilikom upadnu u los trip i roknu se. ZLOCIN I KAZNA:Neki student je stalno bez filera,jer mora da placa stan posto je ispusio za mesto u studenjaku.Jedno prilikom je bio u bedaku,pa je uleteo kod neke babe,pune k'o brod na gajbu i overio je.Posle je uleteo u frku sa samim sobom,jer se plasio da ce murija da ga provali.U stvari on i nije bio neki krimos,vec picketina,pa se na kraju sam prijavio muriji. ILIJADA:Ta Ilijada traje k'o gladna godina.Vodja jedne ekipe mazne ribu od vodje druge ekipe.Onda ovaj prvi,da ne ispadne jajara,skupi ortake i opkoli ih ko Babo Sarajevo.Ali ovi prvi ga ispuse,onako zestoko,jer su ovi drugi bili do jaja spremni.Onda jedan tip smisli kul foru da zajebu ove druge.Satro,kao boli ih kurac za ribu,vazan im je biznis koji moze da se sjebe zbog nastale frke.Da pokazu da su iskulirali,oni odu i ostave sleper cigara drugoj ekipi u kome su sakrili deo ekipe.Ovi prvi su mislili da su ih sjebali i poceli da slave.Kad su se ponapijali i udrogirali,ovi drugi su izleteli iz slepera i jebali im kevu k'o u Mortal Combatu. RAT I MIR:Pre 200 godina Francuzi krenu na Ruje i dodju do Moskve (kao u Pancer Generalu).Onda je dosla zima i Francuzi se posmrzavaju k'o picke i onda se napasu muda Rujama k'o zec kelerabe.Knjiga ima soma strana,tu ima i neke ribe,zurke,zvacu nesto,njesra sve vreme. PROCES: Tipa u'vate drotovi bez razloga i drkaju ga kroz celu knjigu i na kraju ga sjebu do koske. aj da ne otvaram novi topic englesko srpski recnik: Whoareyou grass = Kositi travu Runaway Hair = Bezanijska Kosa Waiting All Right for Bread = Cekanje u redu za hleb Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija Edge and Police Wagon = Ivica i Marica In is = U, je! Two Bad Milosh Dead = Dva losa ubise Milosa Onfuck = Najebati Forfuck = Zajebati Withfuck = Sjebati Fromfuck = Izjebati Offuck = Odjebati Yes Little Duck = Dapace Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije Who Plums You = Ko te sljivi Who cuts your hair = Ko te sisa Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraze Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, zica, zica, zica, drma mi se kabanica Where are you, sick = Dje si, bolan Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja Translate me to the second page of the street = Prevedite me na drugu stranu ulice I'm begging you translate me on the to a friend page of the inface = Molim vas prevedite me na drugu stranu ulice Dark of the job = Taman posla On the face of the place = Na licu mesta How yes no = Kako da ne Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva Worked table one = Radio 101 Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice Bean Yourself = Opasulji se Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao Small Before = Malopre New Now = Novi Sad Castration City = Skoplje Forescratch City = Zagreb Wart City = Pristina Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo Wolfcook City = Vukovar Wolf's 100 Square Meters City = Vukovar Saturday City = Subotica Small Saturday City = Subotica To elephant to nowhy = Nasloniti se na nesto Have you pushed = Sigurno Where Bill = Debil On those grandma's = Natenane Table by table = 100% Little tommorow = Malo sutra Brides Money City = Mladenovac Small is wetting the wood = Mali mokri lug Nick was digging = Kopaonik Nopain wellfaces = Bezbol palica Rather = Njen pacov Service road = Sluzbeni put Forever = Prednja verzija Forest = Za istok I know my rights = Znam svoje desnjake A Little Tomorrow = Malo Sutra I am working with a full penny = Radim punom parom Big knife tomorrow = Kama Sutra I am talking alone with the room = Pri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aca~ Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Dobar je ovaj recnik :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal1mero Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 dobar je ali je predugacak :D trebao si da nam stavis iz dva dela :D pa se jednog dana divimo prvom delu :D pa onda se drugog dana divimo drugom delu :D Quote Нема будућности без истине. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruja Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 ima jos lektira,samo me zimr da trazim,ako neko ima nek podeli;) Quote gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Machine Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 ovo za interpretacije knjiga sam nasao na netu pre par godina kad sam trazio sastav za pismeni iz srpskog,a recnik sam sretao par puta u zivotu,al nikad ovoliki.secam se da mi je favorit bila don't axe yourself too much... Quote http://s2.bitefight.ba/c.php?uid=22457 b:"jeli,jel ovo na slici fred durst ili onaj njegov brat limp bizkit?" mare:"glupa je ko kugla ispod kauca" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Bilo je, čak mislim i od kad je Darijan na forumu; siguran sam za ovo za lektire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Da, bilo je, znam, jer sam ja kachio... :) Al' nije ni bitno, treba se upodsetiti... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Čemu to u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domiNus Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Interesting Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo laaaaaal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) Bilo, mada vredi obnoviti gradivo. Ima mnogo dobrih stvari u recniku, mada sam samo preleteo... Mnogo je Edited January 6, 2007 by Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch:. Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 extra recnik nisam pre video ide sada c/p :) Quote Ma necu ni da trosim reci na jajare i funjare i na sve ove cave sto iza ledja su se sunjale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Puding Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Dobra stvar Svaka cast Ne znam da li ima u recniku samo sam pogledao informativno :D No time = nevreme :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rev Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) brisite, sry Edited January 6, 2007 by rev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Čemu to u? da bi se ti pitao zasto je on napravio gresku u kucanju Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisure Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 RAT I MIR:Pre 200 godina Francuzi krenu na Ruje i dodju do Moskve (kao u Pancer Generalu).Onda je dosla zima i Francuzi se posmrzavaju k'o picke i onda se napasu muda Rujama k'o zec kelerabe.Knjiga ima soma strana,tu ima i neke ribe,zurke,zvacu nesto,njesra sve vreme. najbolje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 da bi se ti pitao zasto je on napravio gresku u kucanju Hteo sam sad da kopiram Madoksa, da slikam tastaturu i poka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 mozda ima kinesku tastaturu :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 postoji neko ko nema kinesku tastaturu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juicer. Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Rat i Mir vrishtanje. Quote Gotta learn the rules so i can break dem properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted January 7, 2007 Report Share Posted January 7, 2007 mozda ima kinesku tastaturu :D Smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZuX Posted January 7, 2007 Report Share Posted January 7, 2007 ima li jos koja interpretacija i where the hell did u find this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pUNyZ Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 @Lucky kako te nije mrzelo da ovoliko kucas Quote edesi.org :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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