`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 1. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go." 2. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think." 3. Make beeping noises when you back up. 4. Signal that a conversation is over, by clamping your hands over your ears. 5. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 6. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 7. Honk and wave to strangers. 8. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 9. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 10. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "Hear what? "Never mind, it's gone now." 11. Try playing the "William Tell Overture" by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce: "No, wait! I messed it up!", and repeat. 12. Ask people what gender they are. 13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 14. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down. 15. Sing along at the opera. 16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 17. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "Psychological Profiles". 18. Tell your friends 5 days prior, that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 19. Leave your turn signal on for miles. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!! 20. Send this email to everyone in your email address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you NOT to send things like this! ;-) PS. Here's my favorite: Occasionally call your roommate "Clyde." Slowly do this more frequently until you are calling him Clyde all the time. Da chujem vashe favorite... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 12. Ask people what gender they are. Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 najjače mi je ovo sa fenom :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 (edited) lol...super! 4. Signal that a conversation is over, by clamping your hands over your ears. ^ NISAM ZNAO DA OVO MOZE DA NERVIRA....HMMMM...STVARNO NERVIRA...GADDEMIT. Edited October 10, 2005 by Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 6. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. me doing it :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 2. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think." Ovo je keva. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 imam ja jedan dobar. 21. always try to find grammatical mistakes in other people's posts and then correct them. Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 evo jedan! 22. when people engage a serious convesation with you, pretend your listening... and then suddenly start to pee on them! Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph0r3w3r0 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 imam ja jedan dobar. 21. always try to find grammatical mistakes in other people's posts and then correct them. ← OH YEAH! Quote Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa: (u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?") Incest is the best, put your sister to the test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 (edited) imam ja jedan dobar. 21. always try to find grammatical mistakes in other people's posts and then correct them. ← 21 and a half. Start stupid topics, so everyone would know how much of an idiot you are. Kad sam video topik, hteo sam da napi Edited October 10, 2005 by Ivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Ja sam procitao negde neki extra: Naucite ti i tvoj projatelj Morzeovu azbuku i kad izadjete u grad pricajte u signalima bip-biiip-bip-bip... Quote Олимпијске игре на РУРу Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 meni to ne treba moja pojava nervira sve ;)) Quote ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intruder Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 14. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down. hehe :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 [quote name='Ivan Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) mislim da si me zamenio sa svojim caletom... ← Nisam bio neko vreme na forumu, tek sam sad primetio ovo. Ne znam Edited October 18, 2005 by Ivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Stijo kralje ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 [shala] mnogo je interesantnije videti kako se ti lozhis pa tek onda obrisati [/shala] :) ← Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 12. Ask people what gender they are. ← ali najbolje [roflmao] Ni 15 nije loše :)) 15. Sing along at the opera. reci taj prizor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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