Lucky Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Props to Grave for the idea Types of Drama - A Classfication Methodology and Thesis by Mana of Destromath Copyright 2005 Good People Books If you are new to MMORPG playing and this is your first experience in the world of Warcraft, let me start by saying -- HEY NOOB YOU SUCK. There, you just got your first taste of drama. Drama is specific to each player, race and profession. There are many ways to incite drama in the game of Warcraft, and I hope this guide gives you the necessary tools to create your own in new fantastic and constructive ways. Drama comes in many forms. I will breifly detail each below: The Gank Level Required - Level 1 EXP - 50 Regeants - Words of the Scallywag Night Elf #1 - Hey Night Elf 2, how was Maraudon? Night Elf #2 - It was great man... Night Elf #1 - I HEARD YOU WERE NOT OF MAN LIKE STATURE Night Elf #2 - What? Night Elf #1 - YOU ARE NOT A MAN LIKE A MAN IS A MAN Night Elft #2 - OMG DRAMA The Gank is a commonly deployed technique used to initiate drama without provocation. This technique, when used with reserve, can begin some very interesting drama that could last up to 15 minutes. Just remember, The Gank, is not to be used liberally -- please moderate your indulgences into this particular type of drama starting. The Backstabbing Bubblebutt Level Required - Level 10 EXP - 2,500 Regeants - Words of the Scallywag, Deception of the Level 44 Elite Wandering Forest Walker Undead #1 - Hey so I put all your money in the bank. Undead #2 - Hey, thanks buddy. Undead #1 - THEN I SPENT ALL OF IT ON STORMWIND BRIE. Undead #2 - Oh my god, that was like, 50 gold man! Undead #1 - I HAVE BRIE FOREVER NOOB. The Backstabbing Bubblebutt is a true, long lasting drama starter. With The Backstabbing Bubblebutt, you first begin by seizing someone's property -- either through stealing or their own free will and earnest trust -- then deceive that individual in a harsh way. Depending on your ability, The Backstabbing Bubblebutt based drama can last for years on end. It can even end friendships and cause other people to stalk you. The Self Destructo Hocus Pocus Level Required - Level 20 EXP - 4,000 Regeants - Words of the Scallywag, Deception of the Level 44 Elite Wandering Forest Walker, two Magecloth Human #1 - Hey TripleF, have any money to loan? I need a epic mount. TripleF - Yes I do my trusted friend, here you are. Human #1 - I AM NOW DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND NEVER LOGGING BACK INTO WOW! TripleF - I am pwned. The Self Destructo Hocus Pocus is also known as The Eggman. Being one of the more dastardly drama starters, the Self Destructo Hocus Pocus has no end gain for the drama starter. It begins, much like the Backstabbing Bubblebutt by having someone give you something of extreme worth. Then, without warning, you announce you are deleting your character and never returning to WoW again. Shocked, the recipient of the drama is forced to cry and or curl into the fetal position. The Guess Who Do Voodoo Level Required - Level -5 EXP - 0 Regeants - Words of the Scallywag, Deception of the Level 44 Elite Wandering Forest Walker, No Ban Bandage x1 Forum Poster #1 - Hey guys, I've been gone for a while, just wanted to say hi! Who Do Voodoo - HEY MORON YOUR GUILD SUCKS AND NO ONE MISSED YOU. Forum Poster #1 - Who are you? Who Do Voodoo - THE GUY WHO DESTROYED YOUR SELF ESTEEM. Forum Poster #1 - Oh snap, I better leave WoW forever. The Guess Who Do Voodoo is a forum based drama which relies on the art of deception. By making a character on another realm, then switching to that character on the forum to post with, you can affectively deceive participants in a thread you either started or joined. The Mount Me Not Level Required - Level 35 EXP - 5,500 Regeants - Silky's Boots of Shameless Speed Tauren #1 - Okay, ready for the next pull. These trolls in Ulda are tough! Tauren #2 - YEAH I AM THE PULLING Tauren #1 - Okay, this one's almost dead ;). Tauren #1 - Hey, wait, there's like 5 more. What the hell? Whose aggroing these mobs?!? Tauren#1 - Where's Tauren #2??? Tauren #2 - I AM PLACING AN AUCTION FOR THE +17 SPIRIT BRACERS WE FOUND. SHOULD SELL SOON! The Mount Me Not is a masterful deployment of drama. It starts with the drama intiator fighting a monster, then adding a few monsters for added challenge. Once the challenge grows beyond the initiator's control, the initiator quickly begins running without notifying other's of his or her departure. The Post Ninja Polka Level Required - Level 55 EXP - 7,500 Regeants - Silky's Boots of Shameless Speed, Blurring Gloves of the Elder Stranglethorn Tigress Nemyar - Okay Princess is almost dead! Gnome #2 - YAY I AM HAPPY Nemyar - Okay no one roll, we need to random. Gnome #2 Rolls a 1 Gnome #2 Recieves Princess Forever Sticker Value Pack Nemayr - Oh my god Gnome #2! The stickers should have been randomed! Gnome #2 - I WON WITH A 1 LOL! PWNED U. NOW I DISENCHANT BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR MY CLASS. Gnome #2 Receives Soul Dust Gnome #2 - HAPPY The Post Ninja Polka is performed by only the most deviant drama starters. It begins by getting into a group in search of a precious item, then, when the item is decided to be randomly rolled, you roll while everyone else passes. Sa WoW foruma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 funny...nije da nije...natji cu sa foruma isto funny o klasifikaciji guildova...interesting reed... i naravno u ulda nisu trollovi nego troggovi ali bozhe moj ;oP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 kole streber Quote brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erion Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 hehe, svaka cast. Smesno, tuzno i donekle istinito.. *cry* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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