Ziki Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 MA da ja sam cuo jednu ribu kako je prdoknula i ne samo da je prdnula vec se i usrala u gace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byp_ Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 sajlenseri ubijaju. tiho ali jebitacno efikasno. Quote i fuck my fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Kako mogu da primetim razliku ako ih nisam nikad ni cula ?!! A jel ti prducka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 sa ljesnjacima ufff a jel moze da se kupi :D Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ... ne znam, ja je pocepam od smeha kada moj djukac prdne ,pazi sliku dok je spavao, okinuo je jedno pet puta [:D]malo je sranje slika, ali ne radi mi scanner... Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unity|sale Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 teehee :)) Quote Niste ni svesni!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Zar niste culi onaj vic kad riba odvede neiskusnog tipa u hotel da ga poduci zanatu. I pocne ona njemu da objasnjava kako se izvodi 69 poza.I pocnu oni sa 69 figurom kad devojka prde.Momak se tu zbuni i kaze ajde ponovo.Dobro,krenu oni is pocetka kad devojka opet prdne.I tako jos 2 puta.Kad tip odjednom pocne da se oblaci."Sta ti je?"Pita riba."Sta ti mislis da cu ja da izdrzim jos 65 puta?!" Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 u nemackoj je normalno da prdis dok jedes.... za stolom... zamisli... sedis za stolom i trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.... neko ti prdne u sarmu.... a onda pocne smrad da se shiri da ti se zgadi jelo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 I obichaj je da se podrigne posle obroka... uvreda je za domacina ako ne podrignesh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRNAC_U_TUNELU_ Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 takodje je obichaj da se ispovracash u tanjir ... uvreda je za domacina ako to ne uradish... :))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 a onda se poseres domacinu na glavu da ga domachica lizhe.... uvreda je za domachicu ako to ne uradis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal1mero Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 a onda ona mora skroz da ga olize jer ako ga ne olize skorz onda je to uvreda za tebe..jel......(ovo je moderni kaladont) Quote Нема будућности без истине. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rev Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ramzes, riviera - ne lupajte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coll Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Tu mač boku, tu mač boku ... ! Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Farts - also called flatus (say: flay-tus) or intestinal (say: in-tes-tuh-null) gas - are made of, well, gas! When you eat, you don't swallow just your food. You also swallow air, which contains gases like nitrogen (say: ny-truh-jen) and oxygen (say: ahk-sih-jen). Small amounts of these gases travel through your digestive system as you digest your food. Other gases like hydrogen (say: hy-droh-jen), carbon dioxide (say: kar-bon dy-ahk-side, the gas that makes soda fizzy), and methane (say: meth-ain) are made when food is broken down in the large intestine. All of these gases in the digestive system have to escape somehow, so they come out as farts! Gases are also what can make farts smell bad. Tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide (say: suhl-fide) and ammonia (say: uh-mow-nyuh) in the large intestine to give gas its smell. Phew! All people fart sometimes, whether they live in France, the Fiji islands, or Fresno, California! If you have a dog, you may have even been unlucky enough to have heard (or smelled) Fido farting. Intestinal gas is totally normal, and it's very rare for farting to be a sign that something is wrong in the body. If you're feeling particularly farty and you want to get rid of some gas, try cutting back on foods like beans, onions, and fried foods. These can release larger amounts of gas as they break down in your body. If you have a lot of gas after you eat ice cream, yogurt, or milk, talk to your parent about it - your body may have a difficult time digesting the natural sugar called lactose, which is found in dairy foods. And don't forget that farting can sometimes be your body's sign that it's time to take a trip to the bathroom. The bathroom is also a good place to go if you're feeling particularly gassy because it's not polite to fart in social settings, like in class or at the dinner table (Yuck!). But don't worry if this happens accidentally. Just remember to say "excuse me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 što nam pejstuješ tekstove za uzrast od 7 do 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 pa ovde vecina tog uzrasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Just remember to say "excuse me!" no deal! Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheyn Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .... ne znam za druge ... ali ja ne prdim..i to ovako javno priznajem ;)))) btw..najjaca je moja baba koja je isla na kraj autobusa i tamo se upuva i niko ne posumnja na "jadnu baku" :))))) a imali smo u osnovnoj lika koji je cesto pustao gasove i stalno smo ga izbacivali napolje a posle smo krenuli to da praktikujemo da napravimo guzvu pred ispitivanje :))) Quote step in my transporter , so I can teleport ya,all around my heavenly body.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zheggy Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Ma prde bre ribe i to mnogo gadno,ko ne veruje nek pogleda "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" mnogo je dobra komedija Quote Every man dies,not every man really lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELIKI KURAC Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (edited) ... Edited November 26, 2021 by VELIKI KURAC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bad Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Prde i na cmar kad im ga das pod uglom!!! :) citas mi misli jos ako je crnac sa uglomerom :):) Quote banovan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 citas mi misli jos ako je crnac sa uglomerom :):) otkud znash si prob'o.... bezi bre.... [:(!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bad Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 takodje je obichaj da se ispovracash u tanjir ... uvreda je za domacina ako to ne uradish... :))) i jos qrac metes u tanjir do malo umoce gosti u "belinu" Quote banovan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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