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malo starije ali mislim da nije bilo :)

GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable

for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the

dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and

fucks her....... easy and quick

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks

some beers and fucks the princess

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,

flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from

all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy

axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle

and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and

kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it

in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her

blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the

deflowered princess

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the

front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks

again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks

the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the

last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that

he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the

dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,

the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to

the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques

learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,

and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and

lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the

castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene

gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by

security guards.

I neke slike metalaca :)

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to treba da se zove "metalac, zmaj i princeza" i sta koji radi.... :)

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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jedna riba iz srednje je slusala metal... smrdele su joj noge na km...

ne vidim da je bilo neophodno da podelis tu informaciju sa nama...

inace veliki LOL za temu...:)))

najbolja mi je definicija za progresiv metal definitivno...

...hopes need smashing!_

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