manson Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 malo starije ali mislim da nije bilo :) GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. I neke slike metalaca :) linkage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke-kun Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 lolcina Quote http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om Paladins are gay Blizzard loves paladins Therefore, Blizzard is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 to treba da se zove "metalac, zmaj i princeza" i sta koji radi.... :) Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 LOL! Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalElen_ Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 roflfuckingmao za poslednja 3:J Quote My koong-foo is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killYg0r Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 WTF is glam metal ? i grind ? i lol za one slike sem za zadnja 2 lika oni izgledaju isqsno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfgar Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Odlichno. Znachi, ne znam koji je najbolji, stvarno svaka chast. Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Enforcer Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Trebao si samo josh da prilepish, detzo ne pokushavajte kod kutje Quote Life is gistro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 LOL - Samo fali ti gothic!! Quote oO Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 WTF is glam metal ? i grind ? i lol za one slike sem za zadnja 2 lika oni izgledaju isqsno grind je ono ko jace podriguje u mikrofon... Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramzes Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 jedna riba iz srednje je slusala metal... smrdele su joj noge na km... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xomi Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 jedna riba iz srednje je slusala metal... smrdele su joj noge na km... ne vidim da je bilo neophodno da podelis tu informaciju sa nama... inace veliki LOL za temu...:))) najbolja mi je definicija za progresiv metal definitivno... Quote ...hopes need smashing!_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zivk0 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Ogromna lolina Quote KURACCCCCCCCCCCCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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