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ladno... dobio sam ovo kao spam , i reko aj da ga prgledam na brzaka pre nego sto ga obrisem, kad ono... uostalom, pogledajte sami, vredi citanja ;]

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The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake.

What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.

Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a little order, will lose both and deserve neither. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a little order, will lose both and deserve neither. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves.

Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so.

Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us.

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nisam pogresno c/p, dosta stvari se ponavlja vise puta u pismu. a recite :))

btw, kontao sam da owo shibnem u zable, al ono.. nisam znao. ako mislite da je za zable, prebacite ;)

Ko je nub ne budi mu drug.

I mean you harm.

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pu jebote... spam je sve cudniji i cudniji...

meni spam vise ne stize ili ja ne gledam Bulk folder u Yahoo!

malo OT:

Ja dobijam emailove sa subjectom Re: Your documents ili Re: Thanks ili tako nesto sa @verat.net ... znaci neko mi sa verata shalje... to mi je bio prvi dojam...

a onda sam procitao da se adresa moze "fejkati" cudno...

a u svakom attachmentu identicni virus od 25kb ( .pif )... ne da mi da ga skinem da posaljem nekoj budali...

Jos cudnije... dobio sam email sa virusom sa adrese 38164(nekibroj)@mms.mts064.telekom.yu .... jebote....

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om

Paladins are gay

Blizzard loves paladins

Therefore, Blizzard is gay

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Ovaj spam je najveca grupa nepovezanih recenica koje sam ikad video. Bukvalno sam sve procitao i stvarno se pitam, da li je ovo reklama za pivo ili tekst nekog pobesnelog sci-fi karaktera koji oce da osvoji svet...

U svakom slucaju u pitanju je jedna velika cudna glupost.

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