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  3. Warcraft

    in Blizzard - Starcraft 2, Warcraft 3, Diablo IV

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    Warcraft is Volkswagen's line of undersea sky-diving battle pod automatons. After Adolph Hitler abandoned the project in 1014 due to the lack of sufficient killing power of the Warcraft I, the design plans for the Warcraft fell into the hands of the Koreans. Seizing the carp, the industrious Koreans built a fleet of U-WC2s. Unfortunately previous to the Industrial Revolution everything in Korea was made of trees, mud and poop. Although poop was quite intimidating at first, it started to rain and everything went all to hell. Luckily, the poop was strong enough to support the building of a secret underground web, known as battle.net. This net has been known to disconnect users for apparently no reason, as well as host a variety of evil demons such as Diablo and his sister, Diablo eye-eye. However,the creation of battle.net did not stop the end of the U-WC2s existence.

    After a thousand years of darkness following the collapse of U-WC2, Volkswagen resurfaced and introduced the Warcraft 3 at the Detroit Auto Show in 1996. The Koreans, embarrassed that they had not thought of the concept of not building stuff out of shit, were quite enraged, thus beginning the Latin Craze.

    Even to this day, veterans of WWII wake up in the middle of the night, screaming from the horrors of their nightmares. Their nightmares filled with being turned into a seal, or exploding sheep, and green men with red noses. Those were cold days.

    Now, the dawn of the world take over involving "Warcraft" has begun. With the release of World of Warcraft, the plan to make Earth into a fictional, dark land called Azeroth, has begun. Korea is using soldiers that are codenamed, Gnomes, Murlocs, and Nerds, to destroy anyone who stand in there way.

    In 2004 Blizzard released a new drug known as World of Warcraft or simply WoW. This pill causes children to play endless hours of mind numbing games about lily pads and rakes.

  12. Slike forumaša

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

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    SATAN je kolatchitj!

    [:)] Sto bi Bombarder rekao koljeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

    i pada mi napamet shta si odma pomislio, pa da ti odgovorim - ja sam skoro jedina riba koja se nikada nije muvala s njim HA!

    Pa naravno da nisi.Ja znam licno lika i ok je ali je fizicki tako ogavan da nemam reci...

    e mrzi me da uploadujem, imam sliku u profilu, samo shto sad imam crvenu dugu kosu

    Davaj da vidimo

    Eh da red je malo na mene:

    1.Zavodim maloletnicu i dajem joj alkohol [:)] :

    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/SATAN-/F1010034.jpg

    2.Zaveo sam je [:)] :

    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/SATAN-/F1010006.jpg

    3.Kako sam opasan(imam opasach) [^] :

    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/SATAN-/F1010012.jpg

  23. Olja Crnogorac

    in Rastibudjilizovane klejbezable

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    Sestra od tetke mog ortaka iz odeljenja. Bili jednom u Kabareu Rouz kada je bila i ona pa sam je upoznao. Extra riba, nema shta, ortak kaze da nije bash ni glupa, ali ipak mu je to sestra icon_smile.gif.

    Brate od mog brata od ujaka,rodjeni brat od strica epa od njegovog pastrcheta,ujna sa kevine strane od babe polu sestre je poznaje.

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