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Aca~

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  1. @ Green: To sto sam ja dobijao humane ne znaci da nisu imba ;) @ Latino ^ : Nije bitno, ovo je jednostavno moralo da izadje iz mene, na ovaj ili onaj nacin :)
  2. Posle partije na ladderu, nikad se ponovila, toliko sam bio iznerviran da sam ispisao malu pricu o humanima. Enjoy reading folks ;> The Human's story Once upon a time, in California, USA Day 1: Daddy's (Blizzard employer, later 'd' in this text) at home talking with son (later 's' in this text) D: Hi son, we are making a new game. It's called Warcraft 3. S: Nice dad. What is game about? D: It's real time strategy. There are 4 races. S: Which 4 races, daddy ? D: Orcs, Humans, Undeads and Night elves. S: Hehe, i will play humans there. D: Ok, we will make them a little bit stronger of other races. S: Ok. Day 2: Director's son is trying beta version of game --- S: Humans are nice, but they're weak... D: But son.. S: DADDY, I WANNA THEM TO BE MORE POWERFUL. D: Ok, what do you want. S: I wanna... I wanna unlimited mana. D: Ok, we'll make it. Day 3: Director's son after second try --- S: Daddy, human is still weak... D: Son, we gave you one wish. There is no more 'i want' S: But daddy....... Other races are still stronger :((( D: Ok, just one more wish. What do you want again ? S: I wanna.. Auto-healing. D: Ok, how much do you want it to heal hit point per second ? S: Let's say.... 30 hp/sec would be alright. Aaaand... Auto-slow D: OMG SON, THAT IS TOO MUCH! S (starts crying): DADDY PLZZZZ D: Ok. You will have it. Day 4: Director's son after third try --- S: Hey, now it's better, but dad... It's not good enough D: Don't make me angry son. You can't have more. It could make game imbalanced. S: Just one more wish, i promice ! D: ... Ok, u promiced. Tell me your last wish for this game.. S: I want strong late game units. It mustn't be tier 2 unit. D: Ok, we will name them 'knight' and they will have 1k hitpoints. S: IT'S NOT ENOUGH. NO STRONG AIR UNITS!11one D: ... This is my last. There will be units named 'gryphon rider' and they will have 1k hitpoints too.. S (finally happy): You're a greatest daddy ! Let me try Day 5: Director's son after fourth try --- S (sad again): Daddy, i played vs undeads, and vs elves, and i still couldn't win. D: Wait son, you need to train if you wanna be good. It can't come just like that. S: Daddy... Now this is my really last wish. I promice... D: But S: DADDY PLX, I KNOW AFTER THIS IT WILL BE OK.. PLX PLX PLXXX D: Ok, you make me do this.. S: I wanna siege machines, which can destroy all enemy's buildings, the strongest towers in game which could be upgraded, and Mechanical anti-air units. D: Hm, it is 3 wishes at once. Don't you think it's a little too much ? S: BUT DADDY THIS IS THE LAST :((( D: Son, if you break your promice again, this game won't have auto-heal, strong units, unlimited mana... S: Ok ^ ^. Day 6: Director's son after fifth try --- S: Hey dad, it finally works fine D: So i can announce this game.. It's finally ok. S: YEAH DAD, IM SO PROUD THAT YOU'RE MY DAD. D: Ok, son, im proud of you too :> --- Day after dad's talk with his son, Blizzard released Warcraft 3 game --- ---From patch to patch, humans is imbalanced more and more ---
  3. Ipak ja mislim da je warcraft na prvom mestu tu. ^ ^
  4. A Zaba posle meni nesto prica o plakanju :>>
  5. Ako mislis na Insomniu, njega trenutno mogu makar 3-4 igraca iz Srbije da pobede. Problem je sto su pored njega jos 10ak dosta jakih bugarina ;)
  6. A za koje igre ce se odrzati quali ?
  7. ftp://download.gg-game.com/RaceWar_PPL.rar Kome trebaju mape :>
  8. http://tft.replayers.com/index.php?action=view&id=81353 50 lvl human aka opran_dobro :>
  9. lol pwnd :) @ Topic: Slazem se sa kyosh1jem, ali na yucup se stize samo u slucaju da se u prvom kolu izgubi ;>
  10. Moze, Kragujevac je na istoj razdaljini od svih otprilike :)) Idemo svi kod Nonija kuci ^ ^
  11. A najtuznije je to sto je svako do sad naveo orca kao zadnjeg ;<
  12. Grubby moze da sabije elfove, ali ovi orcovi ne mogu
  13. Pa ja sam rekao to gledajuci igrace koji ucestvuju ^ ^
  14. Samo sto ce orc od humana i elfa da ispusi
  15. Znaci iako ne placu na imbalance, ti si orca stavio na 4-om mestu ;>. Prognoza: 1. UD, 2. HU, 3. NE, 4. Orc ^ ^
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