Posle partije na ladderu, nikad se ponovila, toliko sam bio iznerviran da sam ispisao malu pricu o humanima.
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The Human's story
Once upon a time, in California, USA
Day 1: Daddy's (Blizzard employer, later 'd' in this text) at home talking with son (later 's' in this text)
D: Hi son, we are making a new game. It's called Warcraft 3.
S: Nice dad. What is game about?
D: It's real time strategy. There are 4 races.
S: Which 4 races, daddy ?
D: Orcs, Humans, Undeads and Night elves.
S: Hehe, i will play humans there.
D: Ok, we will make them a little bit stronger of other races.
S: Ok.
Day 2: Director's son is trying beta version of game ---
S: Humans are nice, but they're weak...
D: But son..
S: DADDY, I WANNA THEM TO BE MORE POWERFUL.
D: Ok, what do you want.
S: I wanna... I wanna unlimited mana.
D: Ok, we'll make it.
Day 3: Director's son after second try ---
S: Daddy, human is still weak...
D: Son, we gave you one wish. There is no more 'i want'
S: But daddy....... Other races are still stronger :(((
D: Ok, just one more wish. What do you want again ?
S: I wanna.. Auto-healing.
D: Ok, how much do you want it to heal hit point per second ?
S: Let's say.... 30 hp/sec would be alright. Aaaand... Auto-slow
D: OMG SON, THAT IS TOO MUCH!
S (starts crying): DADDY PLZZZZ
D: Ok. You will have it.
Day 4: Director's son after third try ---
S: Hey, now it's better, but dad... It's not good enough
D: Don't make me angry son. You can't have more. It could make game imbalanced.
S: Just one more wish, i promice !
D: ... Ok, u promiced. Tell me your last wish for this game..
S: I want strong late game units. It mustn't be tier 2 unit.
D: Ok, we will name them 'knight' and they will have 1k hitpoints.
S: IT'S NOT ENOUGH. NO STRONG AIR UNITS!11one
D: ... This is my last. There will be units named 'gryphon rider' and they will have 1k hitpoints too..
S (finally happy): You're a greatest daddy ! Let me try
Day 5: Director's son after fourth try ---
S (sad again): Daddy, i played vs undeads, and vs elves, and i still couldn't win.
D: Wait son, you need to train if you wanna be good. It can't come just like that.
S: Daddy... Now this is my really last wish. I promice...
D: But
S: DADDY PLX, I KNOW AFTER THIS IT WILL BE OK.. PLX PLX PLXXX
D: Ok, you make me do this..
S: I wanna siege machines, which can destroy all enemy's buildings, the strongest towers in game which could be upgraded, and Mechanical anti-air units.
D: Hm, it is 3 wishes at once. Don't you think it's a little too much ?
S: BUT DADDY THIS IS THE LAST :(((
D: Son, if you break your promice again, this game won't have auto-heal, strong units, unlimited mana...
S: Ok ^ ^.
Day 6: Director's son after fifth try ---
S: Hey dad, it finally works fine
D: So i can announce this game.. It's finally ok.
S: YEAH DAD, IM SO PROUD THAT YOU'RE MY DAD.
D: Ok, son, im proud of you too :>
--- Day after dad's talk with his son, Blizzard released Warcraft 3 game ---
---From patch to patch, humans is imbalanced more and more ---