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`Dr. Nick Riviera`

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  1. Qpio sam DVD player... Blejao malo sa ortacima... Uzivanjcija...
  2. Haha, simpa filmic... Direktan link: http://216.86.155.55/videos/0/178820_fb97b.wmv
  3. Srecno! ;) Jel to beshe izbor za 'antistrejt' voditelja (nhf)? :/
  4. Eto ti ga sad... Na krstarici kad bi uqcao 'krstarica' ne bi nashao krstaricu...
  5. Idalje slinavim... 3 dana nisam izashao iz qce... Jel ima neko da mi preporuchi neki dobar film za download?
  6. Ovako bolstan maltene ceo dan sedim pred kompom i gledam/downloadujem filmove (i slusham nano :P)...
  7. Pa jbt, u prethodnom postu ti pishe da chovek ide u Rim... :P
  8. Danas sam se prehladio, pa cu sutra verovatno ceo dan da blejim za kompom... :/ Btw. Nashao sam portovanu verziju najbolje igre svih vremena - MegaMan X
  9. Nekoliko praistorijskih Sega igara ako nekog interesuje... DL Link
  10. Neki shugavi klip koji sam sad dobio, kazu da je Seka Alexic... http://rapidshare.de/files/2629729/Seka_Aleksic.3gp.html Mozda je vec i bilo...
  11. Nego da se polako privodi kraju glupi greenov post uzrujano rece Chodah ne misleci na
  12. I ja mislim da bi bilo zanimljivije kad bi videli svachiji warn... :) Btw. Zashto pre niste kolistili ovaj sistem, poshto znam da on postoji josh od prvih verzija IPBa...?
  13. Nikad u zivotu nisam osetio zemljotres... :( Uvek ga prespavam ili neshto slichno... :/
  14. Bio kod ortakinje, gledali neke filmove... Chekao sam tramvaj pola sata, i josh od Nemanjine morao peshke qci poshto se desila neka saobracajka, pa trandza nije mogla da prodje... :/
  15. Pre bi' rekao da je "Holly shit"... :P
  16. Ten things that piss me off, by George Carlin 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy, considering he has no dick. 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? 5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? 7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake! 8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy? 9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. If 99.9% is good enough then: Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year. 811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year. 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes. 1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute. 12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day. 268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year. 14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year. 103,260 income tax returns will be processes incorrectly this year. 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover. 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder informaiotn on their magnetic strips. 55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months. Post no. 1700 Dodajte vi i neke vashe izmishljotine... :P
  17. Vec sam video ovo tako da sam znao shta me oceqje, mada je lepo za proslediti... :P
  18. Ovo je tako dobar quote da cu ga staviti u signu... :D
  19. Odoh na mix tape... Valjda nece da bude neko sranje...
  20. Uvek mi je milo da gledam ovakve mutacije... :)
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