108) At your birthdays everyone is singing "Happy brzday tu u"
16) A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.
88) If you are female, you first name ends in "A"
113) You teach all your American friends Serbian cuss words
124) When your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University
119) Your parents pronounce three, thirteen and thirty three as tri, tirteen, and tirty tree.
112) When your baba (grandmother) will not accept the fact that you're not hungry
84) ..if you sit too close to the T.V., you'll get cancer.
285) Your father didn't wear under arm deodorant because it could cause cancer
286) Your parents insist that piling blankets on your body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever
FENOMENALNO :DDDDDD
Sve sam prochitao naravno, extra extra extra :DD