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dzontra.volta

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  1. za 1 dan se nebi nista promenilo ali na neki duzi period samo Bog sveti zna na sta bi to licilo mozda bi cak i bilo bolje... opet, mozda... postoji dosta inteligentnih zena, ali one nekako razmisljaju na drukciji nacin, manje destruktivan i koristoljubiv a vise na onako gej... sta ja znam
  2. dodjoh doma veliki pozdrav za mauda :D
  3. jebo vas japan i te kepec-drolje i jebali vas manga crtaci i dragon ball z i dzeki ch. i svi zajedno i japanska ekonomija klinci optereceni (klinci ne u bukvalnom smislu nego se tako ponasate)
  4. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong. Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Once Jack Bauer becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem. The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter. Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. Jack Bauer makes onions cry. When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction. Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret. When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion. Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
  5. razumem te sto se ljutis pa se zato necu naljutiti na tebe :* tako bi i ja reagovao da nisam picke video od rodjenja :D
  6. ^ kul zato egipat i indija nikad nece uci u evropsku uniju noobe
  7. idi hejtuj zene ako tebi matorci kupuju stvari ne znaci da ih i meni kupuju i jedna roza sulja nije mnozina, i da, sestra mi je kupila za rodj mada to uopste nije bitno idi spavaj nisam te ni vredjao samo sam rekao koga boli kara sta ti mislis
  8. zika je genijalna taj japan treba pospricati praskom za buve da ih vise nema
  9. da mi je riba na 4umu i da se svadja sa tobom i ja bi reko ona >> tebe 100x al komp nije za ribe nego dzanki koga boli kara sta ti mislis realno
  10. jel andjelina i adriana l. prde? i jel to jako smrdi? to mi nekako kvari izgled o tim ribama mada opet bi ih odvalio
  11. nhf ali ni 1% nisi merodavan da kazes sta je normalno a sta ne niti bilo ko od nas recimo, za mene, udaranje po bulji je nenormalno dok na primer mohiju je to skroz normalna stvar i ko je sad u pravu?
  12. u picku materinu od kad sam doso iz usa nisam usto vako rano sad moram po diplomu u skolu pa da nosim na faks da se upisem :/
  13. kao sto rekoh objasni trinaestogodisnjoj devojci kako u stvari zivot funkcionise hah tema je odlicna
  14. jbg svaka osoba je drukcija i hvala Bogu na tome... njega su ispunjavale neke druge stvari i potpuno ne shvatiljive za 99% nas ali to je zivot... slava mu rip
  15. mohi da se ne vodis instiktima davno bi poceo da se udaras po bulji ovako si poceo sa 18... a prirodni je instikt derat zensko ali ne covek je razumno bice i jaci je od svog ida
  16. auh batina je iz raja izasla mada tu tesko sta moze da se uradi jer dete od 13 godina moze tesko shvatiti kako zivot funkcionise
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