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zasto nikad nikog nema na bnetu?

ahhahhhaa macka!

a mozda je od blica samo...

zute su joj cega na midzi

:((( ttu za dreda i duleta

i nije bas tako, samo sam bacio random hejt i sad si povredjen :( i mene nije sramota kaciti moje slike, iako sam jadac.

al ga je keva sabila ahaha mali gej hahaha

nije bolje. ja imam ~72 kile, ja ne drobim devojke

kontam da je odvratan filing kad znas da ti gari od 120 kila razvaljuje sestru

jebote koliko kod nas ljudi vozi pijano iznova i iznova kakve terapije i lecenja ffs? za 3 godine 2 puta uhvacen da pije i ide na terapije LOL

hoho ovo je seeeeksi

ja bi je na dozivotnu realno

uz alkohol!

gg

BUDA GOT HIS FIRST RECOGNITION

gde su srpski heroji na logou, cetri es i sajkaca?

IN UR FACE DAKI 1 ALEKS 0 salim se drago mi je da vam se svidja ^_^ to sam dobio kao mejl na jednoj gugl grupi gikova ^_^

:(((( otkud znam da je bilo ti si joined forum dvehiljadite, za 7 godina si mogao videti vise puta, ja nisam nijednom ako je bilo skoro brisite :(((

cekajte onda mene :O :D

Why I fired my secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say: "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said: "Good morning.", let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought: "Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember!" My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said: "Good Morning Boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o 'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said: "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said: "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded: "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said: "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said: " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok.", I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked.

JA SAM U TURSKOJ SADA I NISAM VAM SE JAVIO HAHAHA POSAO ME ODVEO U TURSKU BICU KUCI ZA 5 DANA VOLIM VAS SVE MACKE