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1. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

2. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."

3. Make beeping noises when you back up.

4. Signal that a conversation is over, by clamping your hands over

your ears.

5. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge

across the room.

6. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

7. Honk and wave to strangers.

8. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

9. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole

streets.

10. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear

that?" "Hear what? "Never mind, it's gone now."

11. Try playing the "William Tell Overture" by tapping on the bottom of

your chin. When nearly done, announce: "No, wait! I messed it up!", and

repeat.

12. Ask people what gender they are.

13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a

parakeet.

14. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to see

if they slow down.

15. Sing along at the opera.

16. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

17. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble

their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "Psychological

Profiles".

18. Tell your friends 5 days prior, that you can't attend their party

because you're not in the mood.

19. Leave your turn signal on for miles.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!

20. Send this email to everyone in your email address book, even if

they sent it to you or have asked you NOT to send things like this! ;-)

PS. Here's my favorite:

Occasionally call your roommate "Clyde." Slowly do this more

frequently until you are calling him Clyde all the time.

Da chujem vashe favorite... :)

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imam ja jedan dobar.

21. always try to find grammatical mistakes in other people's posts and then correct them.

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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