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hahahha :) tezi sam od tebe skoro 40 kila :)

off/ sad sam se setio jedne svadje sa ortakom, on raskinuo sa devojkom, a obojica razvaljeni od alkohola, i sad izlazimo odatle i ja nju vidim kako place i povilenim i kazem mu da se vrati odmah, on nece

"istucu te"

-jaci sam od tebe!

"ja sam tezi sescu na tebe a onda ti nece biti dobro"

-u redu pobedio si :)

i tako sam ih pomirio, bas sam dobra vila :)

sad ovo nema nikakve veze ni sa cim ali sta sad :)

If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart.

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U caletovim kolima ima odlicno mesto sa malu bejzbolku i tu je i drzim. A u mojim imam "Bullock" lock za papucice, onako solidne tezine... Mada koga ja udarim i povredim moze odma da ide u skolu za sisice.

eh, bitno da boli kad zviznesh ;)

ja za takve probleme odvijem ruchicu od menjacha i onda kad izvadim tu "ruchicu" menjacha onda se oni useru i kazhu "bezhmo,dok nije odlomio haubu"

[roflmao]

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