millanče Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) Znači, sorry ako ovako nešto već negde postoji (znam da postoje facts o Starcraftu), a ako ne postoji, nadam se da će vam se svideti. Imajte u vidu da prvi put pišem o Chucku Norrisu, a ne o Kojotu:-) pa budite blagi:-) Chuck Norris in Warcraft 1. Wisps will auto-detonate themselves if they see Chuck Norris, AND they will further increase his infinite amount of experience. Note that they won’t remove any of his infinite manna. 2. Chuck Norris can slam an uprooted Ancient back to the ground, so it can never uproot, walk, or give birth to units again. 3. The huntress’ glaive won’t hit Chuck Norris and a few nearby units, and vanish; instead, it will dodge Chuck Norris, fail to hit anything else, and, in fear, it will even forget to vanish. 4. Chuck Norris can remove huntress’ sentinel from a tree with a roundhouse kick, or remove it along with a tree, also using his trademark roundhouse kick. 5. When Chuck Norris roars, Druids of the Claw turn to teddy bears. 6. Mountain Giant never managed to Taunt Chuck Norris; he would usually get attacked, roundhouse kick&killed long before even being able to make a taunting gesture and sound. Note that Hardened Skin wont reduce Chuck Norris’ infinite damge by 12. 7. Faerie Fire won’t work on Chuck Norris; in fact, HE will see YOUR Druid of Talon, find him and roundhouse kick&kill him. Note that Faerie Fire won’t lower Chuck Norris’ infinite armor. 8. It used to take a lot of taunting clicks to make a Hippogryph byte off archers’ bow-arm; now it only takes a little time to see that Chuck Norris is approaching. 9. Chuck Norris can ride Hippogryph straight away, but he doesn’t, because he already runs and flies faster alone. 10. If Chuck Norris even just THINKS about using one of his infinitely numerous and powerful spells, it is YOUR Faerie Dragon that will get seriously injured. Actually, dead. 11. Only Chuck Norris can kill Priestess of the Moons’ scouting owl. 12. Entangling Roots also don’t work on Chuck Norris – he can simply roundhouse kick roots away. 13. When attacking an Orc base, Chuck Norris first drags peons out of their burrows, roundhouse kicks&kills them, THEN destroys the burrows. He will leave one peon alive, though, so that he can tell everybody about what he saw. 14. Chuck Norris actually deals four times more damage to berserking Headhunters, which is four times the infinite in overall. 15. Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with Stasis Traps. 16. Chuck Norris can make Kodo Beast throw up a unit it just devoured, before actually killing it. He will then probably kill both beast and unit, with a roundhouse kick, because he doesn’t really need them to win, and especially not to spend his infinite upkeep money. 17. Bat-Riders will probably explode and kill each other before even engaging in combat with Chuck Norris, because peon told them that being roundhouse kicked hurts like Chuck! 18. Every strike that Chuck Norris deals is a critical strike; furthermore, there’s a 15% chance that Chuck Norris will deal a special critical-critical strike, dealing infinite amount of damage multiplied by infinity+1. This is also known as Chuck Strike. 19. Chuck Norris plays cricket with Serpent Wards. 20. Chuck Norris can swallow Tauren Chieftains’ Shockwave, and fart it back at TC, killing him on a spot. Note that TC can’t reincarnate after being killed by Chuck Norris. 21. Chuck Norris can remove blight from ground, using nothing else but his spit; if, however, there’s an Undead building nearby, the spit will first destroy the building, and then remove blight. 22. If they see Chuck Norris approaching their base, Acolytes will grab some axes, and start chopping wood, or walking between a Gold Mine and Necropolis, hoping that Chuck Norris will replace them for peons, and let at least one survive. 23. Ghouls usually choke themselves on corpses they are eating, if they see Chuck Norris. 24. Crypt Fiends’ ranged ‘bug’ attack will make a wide circle around Chuck Norris, and flee away in panic, leaving a Crypt Fiend (even more) helpless against Chuck Norris. 25. If Gargoyles hear that they are about to encounter Chuck Norris, they’ll get stoned, and never snap out of it, even though if that bug is fixed long time ago. 26. Spirit and Nerubian towers turn back to Ziggurats when Chuck Norris approaches them. 27. Chuck Norris can raise not two, but infinite number of skeletons, and he doesn’t even need corpses for that. 28. Chuck Norris needs only one look to posses a Banshee, and two looks to Charm a Dark Ranger; he’ll probably roundhouse kick&kill them later, ‘cause he doesn’t really need them... 29. Chuck Norris uses Curse to mark himself available for a good touchdown pass. 30. If Abominations find out that they’ll fight Chuck Norris soon, they’ll first try to evade it by telling that they’ve caught some sort of disease, then they’ll try to sweetalk their way out, saying they come in peace(s), but nothing can really save them. A+ for trying, though. 31. If a Death Coil is cast at Chuck Norris, it will go around him, and then get back to a Death Knight who casted it, and kill him. 32. Chuck Norris always sees Death Shade; Death Shade, however, finds it pretty hard to see Chuck Norris. 33. Only Chuck Norris can kill defending Footman with one ranged shot; there’s even a chance that his shot will bounce back at dead Footman, and kill him even more. 34. When fighting a Knight, Chuck Norris first knocks him down from his horse with a roundhouse kick, effectively making him a Footman, then kills him with a single shot from a far, then the shot bounces back at a dead Knight, and kills him even more. 35. A Sorceress uses following tactics to survive Chuck Norris: first she turns herself into a sheep, then makes herself invisible, and tries to pretend that she’s an invisible sheep (by acting cool!). Never actually worked, either. 36. Chuck Norris’ spit can also douse Inner fire. And a Volcano. 37. Chuck Norris can catch a Storm bolt hammer with his teeth. 38. Chuck Norris once turned Goblin Alchemist into gold coins and bought him that little branch that gives +1 to all stats. 39. Chuck Norris can make Pit Lord kill himself and spawn a Doom Guard, which will then dispel, cripple, warstomp and rainoffire himseld to death. 40. The most powerful spell in the game is owned by Chuck Norris, and it’s called Chuckfall – in consists of a large (infinite) number of roundhouse kicks, which fall down from the sky, or emerge from the ground, and from all four corners of the map, destroying or killing all the units, heroes, neutrals, critters, trees, gold mines and buildings (even neutral ones!) in an area of a variable size. The area of this spell depends on a size of the map-for very big ones is very big, for small ones is small, and so on… Chuck never really uses this spell, because it would probably make an imbalance in the game. Edited September 16, 2006 by millancche Quote OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Odlicno 22 najbolji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duka. Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 5,17,20,40 najjaci Quote Oh hai! Underground will live forever baby. We just like roaches. Never dying always living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ahaha kako ih nije mrzelo:))...btw, daj to za starcraft, nisam video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 22 the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRoX- Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ovo je staro vise od godinu dana...pplz citajte SK forume,........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millanče Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 @Dule_smor. and SeT.ZeRoX niste ukapirali, ovo sam danas napisao iz glave, ali rekoh da verovatno da postoji gomila slicnih stvari vec na netu... a to za SC nema sanse da nadjem, ali mora biti najverovatnije ovaj forum, ili svet kompjutera...ima stfvari tipa chuck norris is perfectly ballanced you cant ling rush (or spool, jelda?) CN, youll allready be dead by then... mozda ti ovo pomogne da nadjes... Quote OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping-vin Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 e za humana je najjache. rofl Quote bla bla truc truc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PainLorD Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 kako te nije mrzelo da smishljash sve to uglavnom je extra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 brate milance, kako te nije mrzelo...svaka cast:)...moracu ja da probam za sc onda:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN-3 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 ovo je staro vise od godinu dana...pplz citajte SK forume,........ Default h8. Quote Free Hot Asian Girls Nude Pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorman Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Svaka cast ako si ti ovo napisao, ali mislim da sam se smejao dobrih 5 minuta kada sam procitao : If they see Chuck Norris approaching their base, Acolytes will grab some axes, and start chopping wood, or walking between a Gold Mine and Necropolis, hoping that Chuck Norris will replace them for peons, and let at least one survive Quote retired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRoX- Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 nije napisao sam, bio je chak 1 sajt koji je bio pun fora u Chuck Norrisu...ako nadjem dacu link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 http://www.eurobattle.net/showthread.php?t=35283 Quote I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~JungleBoY~ Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Auu Milane sram da te bude, krades sam od sebe banuj se ponovo odma sada odma Quote :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el.Sendador Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 kako je to ranije promaklo zerox-u samo se pitam,ad iz glave xD Quote I am the centre of this universe.The wind of time is blowing through me,and it's all moving relative to me, it's all a figment of my mind in a world that I've designed. I'm charged with cosmic energy. Has the world gone mad or is it me? I am the creator of this universe,and all that it was meant to be,so that we might learn to see.This foolishness that lives in us and stupidity that we must suss ! How to banish from our minds,if you call this living I must be blind.Ma ja sam puko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millanče Posted September 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Jebiga, jeste dobro za penal, jos i imam povecu glavu:-) elem,ja sam taj koji je pokrao samog sebe,tj mene...Uhhh...To sam isto ja lol Quote OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 znam da si to ti ....link je bio za zeroxa :) Quote I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavKe Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 E extra su ti forice ali bolje da si pravio neshto za Stivena Sigala,jer taj pacer je uvek u fazonu kako je glavni baja motherfucker Quote У једној старој књизи читао сам чудну причу; а враг би га знао откуд мени та књига из неког смешног времена, у коме је било много слободоумних закона, а нимало слободе; држали се говори и писале књиге о привреди, а нико ништа није сејао; цела земља претрпана моралним поукама, а морала није било; у свакој кући пун таван логика, али памети није било; на сваком кораку говорило се о штедњи, а расипало се на све стране, а сваки зеленаш и нитков могао је себи купити за неколико гроша титулу: велики народни родољуб. Радоје Домановић - "Страдија" 1902. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millanče Posted September 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Damn, a ja vec npravio dodatak:-( Addition to Human: - You Quote OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRoX- Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 E extra su ti forice ali bolje da si pravio neshto za Stivena Sigala,jer taj pacer je uvek u fazonu kako je glavni baja motherfucker taj pacer bi polomio i tebe i Norrisa dok trepnes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha-King Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 I fore su vezane za vec poznatog Chuck-a na ciji se racun svi sprdaju sada, a prvobitno je bio vin diesel. par fazona koji su ne vezani za war o chucku kojih se ja secam su : Chuck Norris use a watch, he decides what time it is. Chuck Norris counted to infinity,twice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorman Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 taj pacer bi polomio i tebe i Norrisa dok trepnes... Kako samo smara taj Stiven Sigal, u svakom jebenom filmu mu ili ubiju zenu ili otmu cerku + sto tokom celog filma koji obicno skoro nikada nema povezanu radnju ne dobije jedan jedini udarac... Quote retired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~JungleBoY~ Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 (edited) Word. A i realno, chuck bi ga izubijao ko malo dete Ko se ne razume mnogo, plz nemojte me smarati :) Hm pade mi ne pamet, The undead can make a 2 skelly's from a one sheep, but Chuck can make a 2 sheep from one skelly (and then kills the sheep and make 4 skelly's,and then kills them too and make...bah you get it) Chuck doesnt really wants the frozen throne ,cuz his fart would probably melt it down :( No dead is undead after chuck Chuck uses razer diamondback Edited September 20, 2006 by ~JungleBoY~ Quote :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goga[TT] Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Word. A i realno, chuck bi ga izubijao ko malo dete Ko se ne razume mnogo, plz nemojte me smarati :) CHAK NORIS I STIVEN SIGAL SU KESE, BRUS VILIS JE SPASIO SVET ! ! ! ! 111 ! 1! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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