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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

mu name is penis

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

who?

God:

Be more specific. :-).

Me:

omg

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

like one cilindar with dick on top

God:

one cilindar with dick on top is very attractive.

Me:

I think so too

God:

We have so much in common, .

Me:

yea :)

God:

:-) Come on.

Me:

with what?

God:

My brain.

Me:

I didnt know that you have any brain at all

God:

So I taught you something new.

Me:

??

God:

So I taught you something new.

Me:

??

God:

So I taught you something new.

sta reci a nastavak sledi

Me:

are you stupid fuck

God:

No I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

my name is kurac

God:

How are you doing, kurac.

Me:

jebem

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

samo ga izvadim

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

i lupim o sto

God:

That is interesting: kurac said lupim o sto.

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