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FEMALE PRAYER

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Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, whos not a creep,

One whos handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One wholl call, not wait for weeks.

I pray hes gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

(This doesnt rhyme and I dont care.)

nadam se da ovo nije bilo :)

Dopefish lives!

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Mislim stwarno... hahahahaha loodilo :o))))

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Evo je, bice nevolje...

Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe.

One... Two... Freddy's coming for you...

Three... Four... Better lock the door...

Five... Six... Grab a crucifix...

Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late...

Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!!

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hehehe koji prsli likovi

know what ya know and not what ya hear!

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Ma nije moguce :o)

Code Realms

Evo je, bice nevolje...

Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe.

One... Two... Freddy's coming for you...

Three... Four... Better lock the door...

Five... Six... Grab a crucifix...

Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late...

Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!!

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How to Make a Woman Happy

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

a friend

a companion

a lover

a brother

a father

a master

a chef

an electrician

a carpenter

a plumber

a mechanic

a decorator

a stylist

a sexologist

a gynecologist

a psychologist

a pest exterminator

a psychiatrist

a healer

a good listener

an organizer

a good father

very clean

sympathetic

athletic

warm

attentive

gallant

intelligent

funny

creative

tender

strong

understanding

tolerant

prudent

ambitious

capable

courageous

determined

true

dependable

passionate

compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly

love shopping

be honest

be very rich

not stress her out

not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

give her lots of time, especially time for herself

give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Show up naked

Bring food & drinks

Hand over the remote

...... f e n s i c ......

...yes, ur unique...

...just like everyone else...

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