PsYh0 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 FEMALE PRAYER --------------- Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, whos not a creep, One whos handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One wholl call, not wait for weeks. I pray hes gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER -------------- I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. (This doesnt rhyme and I dont care.) nadam se da ovo nije bilo :) Quote Dopefish lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Sta je bass boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 haha stvarno, sta to znaci? inace je dobra forica Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Wahaahhaahahahahaahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Mislim stwarno... hahahahaha loodilo :o)))) Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smorrior Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 hehehe koji prsli likovi Quote know what ya know and not what ya hear! smorrioR @ Last.fm | smorrioR @ deviantART I see through beheaded faith the other side… Times without hate, new children kill the fears, sorrow mother deliver no tears __________________ Feed your soul and mind And disya spiritual wickedness we override ... The power of mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) Sta je bass boat? ← nije bash najprciznija slika, ali to je brodic kojim idesh da pecash (bass je vrsta ribe, ne znam kako se zove na srpskom) Edited December 14, 2005 by cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankind Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 nice ;) Quote klipiri klapari klap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 bass....vrti mi se po glavi saran :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 samo bass je grgech, dok je sea bass bracin,lubin. sta god bila ova druga dva :) Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Sećam se fle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed He won't be annoyed, he'll be furious.... Super fora.Cela ''pesmica'' je cool Quote Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity! 'Ajde mala bubice, vreme je za pesmicuuu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 samo bass je grgech, dok je sea bass bracin,lubin. sta god bila ova druga dva :) ← i ja mislim da je tako, a sharan je valjda trout. <- nije neki ribolovac, ochigledno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) Pa bass je uglavnom opste ime za slatkovodne ribe. [edit]proverio u oxfordu kaze u pravu sam ;) [/edit] Edited December 14, 2005 by Kovach_ Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadnought Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 i ja mislim da je tako, a sharan je valjda trout. <- nije neki ribolovac, ochigledno ← Trout je pastrmka. Sharan je carp. Quote ... ukusi su razlichiti... reche djavo i sede u trnje... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 lav je lion Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baja_shmele Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. ← xexexexexexe istina cista istina Quote samo hrabro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 bas je dobra forica...svidja mi se Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 So true. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankind Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 (edited) Muskarac misli samo pisom o.0 Edited December 15, 2005 by mankind Quote klipiri klapari klap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Ma nije moguce :o) Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Sta je bass boat? ← Bass je stuka valjda. U prevodu to je brod za pecanje stuke! Quote Liberate tutame ex infernis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 lav je lion ← Previse se druzis sa lagisom :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Dobar, dobar Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 How to Make a Woman Happy A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: a friend a companion a lover a brother a father a master a chef an electrician a carpenter a plumber a mechanic a decorator a stylist a sexologist a gynecologist a psychologist a pest exterminator a psychiatrist a healer a good listener an organizer a good father very clean sympathetic athletic warm attentive gallant intelligent funny creative tender strong understanding tolerant prudent ambitious capable courageous determined true dependable passionate compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: give her compliments regularly love shopping be honest be very rich not stress her out not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself give her lots of time, especially time for herself give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY Show up naked Bring food & drinks Hand over the remote Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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