`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." So what's the speed of dark? How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Light travels faster than sound. Is that why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak? How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" when they already know you don't have any? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adore? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him? Why does lemon juice contain "artificial ingredients" but dishwashing liquid contains "real lemons"? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 The answer to most question is: Because of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 and military music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Prajsles! Najbolje: Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Extra . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph0r3w3r0 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 XAXA (: rule nego tkao shto je rekao green, Najbolje: Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. and Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? and ... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ...??????/????????? Quote Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa: (u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?") Incest is the best, put your sister to the test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 sve valja, svaka chast DR. Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uveta Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Da, za neke od ovih pitanja stvarno ti dodje da se zapitas.... Mada na neka od njih je moguce i dati potpuno razuman odgovor. Al za svakog clana moje porodice kljucno pitanje je naravno Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 jar i door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 ne kontam jel sad treba da se odushevim? svako pitanje ima logichan odgovor Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? zato shto svi kontaju da im nije primio naredbu a ne da nema baterije Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 /me slaps lag... Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCain Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Na sve postoji odgovor - cekaj da dodje tomkeus Quote I PITTY DA FOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 na neka pitanja je bolje ne znati odgovor... ;] Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. ← Pa ono kapiram da prosecnog coveka boli kurac da li ima 200, 400, 600 ili ne znam koliko miliardi zvezda (inace ih ima mnogo vise)i to jelte je tesko proverljivo, a ako sende na sveze ofarbanu klupu ima da se zajebe i to zesce + (plus) to je lako proveriti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 (edited) E preduhitri me stator hteod bas ovo da napisem nema svako ali vecina pitanja ima logican odgovor e sad odgovor mora da bude glup jer je i pitanje Edited October 8, 2005 by weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 /me slaps lag... ← shutni se u glavu Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 @ lag Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 ccc. kako ljudi ne umeju da se nashale:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uveta Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Sa lagom i ch1zrom nikad nema sale ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolkonski Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 dok ne dodje shef Sale Quote ----------------- nema vise zezanja A.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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