Kole Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 ACHTUNG! Naturgewaltkatastrofe droht unseren Planet! Za sve koji provode dane pronalazeci znakove da se kraj sveta blizi, dobili smo apsolutno nepobitan indikator da je apokalipsa udaljena tek nekoliko dana, mozda i sati - osoba poznata kao Kole je kupila novi kopjuter!!! Naravno, logican odgovor normalnog coveka na ovo je "Cista glasina. Apsolutno nemoguce! Kole kupuje novi racunar vec dva milenijuma i verovatnoca da je to konacno obavio je infinitezimalno mala. Verovatno je u putanju neki Kale ili Kele, pa ste pogresno culi?" Za sve ovakve nevernike imamo samo jedan odgovor - mislite sta zelite, ali kada udari plimski talas visine 400 metara pracen ledenicama velichine (potencijalno i oblika) krupnijeg pekinezera koje ce da se pretvaraju u otrovna isparenja pri udaru u potoke lave iz pukotina u zemljinoj kori - bice vam zao sto niste potrazili bar neki oblik sklonista i spakovali u isto bar par tona konzervirane hrane. Svi moraju da budu neprestano u stanju ekstremne pripravnosti jer cak i pored galopirajuceg napretka u harverskoj tehnologiji (i Koletovoj tendenciji da dopusti da isti pregazi njegove racunare) pretnja i dalje ostaje. Dok god Kole poseduje kompjuter koji ne stuca kada se na njemu pokrenu aktuelni programi i koji se ne gasi kada se ukljuci neka igra sem ranih verzija Tetrisa i Heroja 3 - NIKO OD NAS NIJE SIGURAN! Vecni optimisti vide potencijalni spas za nasu planetu u cinjenici da zlo nije totalno - Kole je i dalje sputan dial up vezom preko analogne centrale, a tu na globalnom grudobranu stoje i njegovi telefonski dvojnici, hrabra, neprestano aktivna i na srecu kompletno zhenska porodica Jankovic koja revnosno obavlje svoju tesku duznost limitatora signala. Zaposleni u telekomu su se takodje pobrinuli da Kole nikada ne ostvari tehnicke uslove za uvodjenje ADSL linije, ali zli Kole ne miruje. Ostaje realna bojazan da ce osoba koja je prodala prvo dusu, a onda i levi bubreg da bi kupila novi racunar iskoristiti ono malo preostalih sredstava da podmiti odgovorne u SBB-u i uvede kablovsku vezu. Poznato je da u SBB-u rade osobe sumnjivih moralnih nacela i da ih ni potencijalna globalna kataklizma nece odvratiti od uvodjenja kabla Koletu. Ako se ovo zaista desi - neka nam je Bog u pomoci jer u tom slucaju vise nisu iskljucheni ni udar meteora ni napad neprijateljski raspolozhenih vanzemaljaca! Bruce Willis predlaze da se obranimo prevenitvnim nuklearnim bombardovanjem Koletove zgrade i da je kolateralna steta prihvatljiva s obzirom na rizik, no dok se odobrenje ove akcije ne potvrdi preostaje nam samo poreventivna priprema za neumitni kraj naseg postojanja... Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Kole has a new computer, and he's contemplating on exploiting more than 10% of it's capabilities!!! Phear the Kole!* *(though now that he can play WoW most of the time he won't be leaving his home much...so there's no real reason for fear =o)) ps koje sam dete da se ovako hvalim na forumu ;o))) pps Winchester 3000+, chaintekchina nf4, leadtek 6600gt, mega rame, 160 seagate, sve to u CM centurion 5 black/silver... al najbitnije ppps wow letiiiii =o) uzdravlje! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack-O-Lantern Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 super text :) Quote Alan Smith ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTIE Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 He,he...Ja se jos primio na smak sveta kad ono...Kole i njegov novi comp. Quote learn to obey before you command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu [RuR] Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 chitam i razmishljam evo ga josh jedan kupio komp zbog wowa ;) i onda si to napisao :) enivej ja se bojim. Quote Everytime I cross the line I push the boundaries out a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 lucky bastard Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Ja pomislih opet neki metero kad ono nesto gore :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 a ja i dalje na svom intel celeron na 400mhz ... uskoro braco, uskoro, pa i ja bacam svoj text ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 koooooooleeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 a ja i dalje na svom intel celeron na 400mhz ... uskoro braco, uskoro, pa i ja bacam svoj text ;) what a balls... Quote Унутра је сигурно читава експлозија радости и магије! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 xaxaxa, ala si ga srocio nema sta :D kao i vecina stvarno sam pomislio neki meteori ili pada nam mesec na glavu :D Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajser Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 SJAJNO! Quote Ei Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesma-mrtve-dece Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 ps koje sam dete da se ovako hvalim na forumu ;o))) pps Winchester 3000+, chaintekchina nf4, leadtek 6600gt, mega rame, 160 seagate, sve to u CM centurion 5 black/silver... al najbitnije ppps wow letiiiii =o) uzdravlje! Imam bolji... Quote Get smart or die dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch:. Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 a ja i dalje na svom intel celeron na 400mhz ... uskoro braco, uskoro, pa i ja bacam svoj text ;) e ja imam jachi ja imam na 466 :) Quote Ma necu ni da trosim reci na jajare i funjare i na sve ove cave sto iza ledja su se sunjale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Silent_ Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Winchester 3000+, chaintekchina nf4, leadtek 6600gt, mega rame, 160 seagate, sve to u CM centurion 5 black/silver... ...al najbitnije... uzdravlje! ma, koji ce ti to qrac ide bre prolece, pa onda leto, pa suknjice, curice, i klinke prestaju da se satiru od uchenja i bacaju se na k-k-k-k kvarcovanje na plazi ej, choveche, potrudi se da se izivish sledecih par meseci... i shto sam reche uzdravlje... da te dobro sluzi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 eto, sada znamo gde ce se roditi Skynet Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Kolko imas 3d markova :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdaja Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 hehe ludnica =))) konacno da se kole razmashe Quote � by Ivan_ alen je van konkurencije. � by Ignis Dei Alen mora da bude van konkurencije, jer je Macan � by Alen nije bitna strela nego indijanac. Baseball Club Beograd96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 kole nema pishu :( Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 M@kER,Feb 25 2005, 09:28:42] kole nema pishu :( ali ima guzu Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Vas dvojca to znate iz licnog iskustva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 al nas je zajebao sada Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 gmazu srecni.. mega rame... zipa samo da ne dobijes nesto ovakvo Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juicer. Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 omg Quote Gotta learn the rules so i can break dem properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Uzdravlje! I ja uskoro ochekujem prinovu - Toshiba P30... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 M@kER,Feb 25 2005, 11:44:19] al nas je zajebao sada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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