eclctc Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/sex roflujem vec pola sata na ovo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father proceeds to say "we know who's meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father pro_ceeds to say "we know who's meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML fixed Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Hahahah KAKO JE OVO DOBRO! (Iako je pola toga cist 'bullcrap'). Enivej: Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML S' obzirom da ima 28 strana ovoga, ja sam ostavio par nekih dobrih. :D Stigao sam do strane 7. Skoro svi su win win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 loool Quote oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino ^ Beat Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 hahaha, ima zanimljivih stvari :) Quote Monkey business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 procitah sve, lol je skroz.. mada ima scary momenata, tipa kad keva cerki probusi sve i jedan kondom ciodom koja ima glavu kao isus, ili kad pregledaju sobe i krevete deci sa blacklightom... i ofc epic klinka koja je izgubila nevinost prosle nedelje, a od tad je vec bila sa jos 3 lika i pita se da li je nimfomanka Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sajro Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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