Ovaj haomarush nikako da se digne vec jednom.
pa evo jos par cinjenica o nasem junaku
"Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian."
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."
"Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."
"Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis."
"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."
"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."
Evo i nekih cinjenica o najvecem neprijatelju naseg gore pomenutog junaka, Vina Diesela
"Vin Diesel je jedini čovjek koji je gol optrčao ekvator i ubio vukodlaka u istom danu."
"Vin Diesel je jednom setao ulicom s masivnom erekcijom;nije bilo prezivjelih."
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